They are still relitigating the last election instead of currently laying the groundwork for winning the next one.
And all of the candidates who need non-white supremacist, non-ableist, non-transphobic votes are very busy bashing the marginalized & disenfranchised.
That’s how you lose again.
He did this because he still hasn't gotten his pierogis yet.
Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.
Just because I don't have kids nor have any desire to raise them doesn't mean I hate kids or wouldn't protect them if the situation called for it. And I can think of a couple of moments when I was protecting them from their own parents.
A poster for the 1996 Nora Ephron movie MICHAEL where John Travolta plays an angel.
2026 marks the 30th anniversary of the previous Michael Jackson biopic with the same title.
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An AI-free OS for an AI-free product line with a written guarantee from Apple not to insert AI into users’ devices at a later date.
The CIA flooded inner cities with drugs in the 1980s.
A previously unreleased song from Prince was posted on his YouTube channel today to mark the 10th anniversary of his passing.
In the new cut of ENDGAME, they cut to Doctor Doom every half hour while he tries to earn his PhD in Dooming. A new post-credits scene shows him passing the big test and accepting his degree at graduation. When he removes his mask, it's revealed he's Robert Downey's character from BACK TO SCHOOL.
Release new versions of Final Cut Pro, but build on FCP7 and not the later versions. Adobe is fucking up bad and FCP can kick Premiere's ass if they brought it back.
At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron
We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...
It's official: The House has sworn in Democratic Rep. Analilia Mejia.
I will never forget the experience of seeing LEAVING NEVERLAND at its Sundance premiere. For @avclub.com I wrote about a devastating, definitive documentary about surviving sexual abuse that cannot be erased.
Please don't spoil for me if there's a post-credits scene in MICHAEL where Paul Mescal shows up as Paul McCartney to sing "Say Say Say" and tie it to the upcoming Beatles Cinematic Universe.
Hungarian taxpayers paid American “post-liberal” Rod Dreher $105,000 last year to produce propaganda for Orban’s regime. www.jaccusepaper.co.uk/p/the-strang...
Federal Judge Vacates Kennedy Declaration, Permanently Blocks Trump's Trans Youth Care Hospital Threats • The judgment overturns the Kennedy Declaration which has been used to force 40 hospitals to drop trans youth care.
He's extremely close to being able to do the DUCK SOUP mirror gag with Ron Paul.
Even if these glasses weren't for spying, you should still be dropkicked in the face for wearing them.
Right. So let's sum up. Private credit is full of cruddy loans issued by companies that couldn't get financed anywhere else, and assembled haphazardly into rattlebags, rather than carefully constructed portfolios, by dealmakers (cosplaying as managers) who get paid to shovel client money out as fast as they can. Consequently, they have concentrated client funds in sectors prone to Al disruption to a stupid degree - loans that were anyway turning sour even before anyone was talking about SaaSpocaplyse (although the industry has swept this under the carpet by restructuring problem loans into PIK loans) - and the juggernaut of insurance capital into the sector has even stopped valuations adjusting to the point where it might become sensible.
🚨 Took a look at Sona Asset Mgmt’s ‘Honest Assessment’ of Private Credit. www.ft.com/content/e57d...
The Joke Explainer wil return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
Calling MCU movies amusement park rides at this point is unfair because if an amusement park ride is this rickety and slapped together and held together by spit and polish, it's not passing safety inspection.
People do kind of notice that nothing is allowed to just end anymore & nobody ever just goes away anymore & might be starting to get really fucking sick of it, I don't know
I’ve been completely over it with superhero movies for years and now you’re telling me to understand an upcoming film I’ll be required to do homework? LMAO please go away.
In the new cut of ENDGAME, they cut to Doctor Doom every half hour while he tries to earn his PhD in Dooming. A new post-credits scene shows him passing the big test and accepting his degree at graduation. When he removes his mask, it's revealed he's Robert Downey's character from BACK TO SCHOOL.
This has been in the works for a while but Ternus is a hardware guy and their hardware has been their strongest suit for the last few years. Very smart choice instead of some AI freak.
Every tech project is just another method to spy on your private conversations.
Rod Serling stands in a glowing doorway, surrounded by the title Serling: A Journey Into The Twilight Zone with TV's First Visionary, by Alan Sepinwall
Very excited to reveal the cover for my next book, Serling: A Journey Into The Twilight Zone with TV’s First Visionary. The book will be published by Grand Central on October 13 of this year, and pre-orders are open now: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/alan-...
