The ‘Despicable Me’ Franchise Bent Over Backwards to Show That the Minions Didn’t Assist Hitler The Minions have yet to be charged with a single war crime

I’m very concerned about how this film re-writes existing Minions canon.

love bluesky because the replies to this post immediately descend into people fighting about whether the minions would have worked for stalin

HEY MAN
WHAT THE FUCK

WHY IS EVERY CANDIDATE IN THE CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR’S RACE A TOTE BAG OF MEDICAL WASTE

GOD.
DAMMIT.

The Shocking Secrets of Madison Square Garden's Surveillance Machine Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more.

Using facial recognition tech, the Knicks surveilled a trans woman, tracking her every move out of fear she'd show up on MSG's tv broadcast

And they can do it to any "enemy" of Jim Dolan, who's built his own deep state. From @noahshachtman.bsky.social & me @wired.com www.wired.com/story/madiso...

What if The Onion buying InfoWars is what finally knocks us back to the right timeline?

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

Corrections An earlier version of this story said Bryce P. Tetraeder is the CEO of Global Tetrahedron. In fact, Ben Collins is the CEO, while Bryce P. Tetreader is the name of the fictional owner the company made up, and which it uses in various company communications. Apr 20, 2026 4:34 PM EDT

Taylor Swift has had at least two (2) girlfriends.

@peculiarityshop.bsky.social want to apologize for getting REAL WEIRD about the rings lately. I guess I'm going to be a ring person now.

soooo beautiful

Honestly, I watched it knowing it was supposed to be the greatest movie ever made and it still ripped so hard I agreed. Watching without that knowledge? Would probably destroy me.

I’m from Shreveport. I wrote about the tragic murders of these kiddos.

www.thecut.com/_pages/cmo7c...

meme image of a timeline of sports fandom where there’s a brief period of “oh boy am I excited to watch my favorite team play” a long stretch of “I’m going to kill myself” and a tiny moment at the end of “nice we won”

every primary process in California is this meme

OH NO WHAT SIZE

jesus christ, wraparound opals. i'm dying.

It's not but always so lovely to be looped in! <3

Our child is a showrunner and this is NOT a “yes and” room.

I must say the Spurs’ fiesta court looks absolutely incredible in person and I have no idea why they ever went away from these colors.

omg, you poor pigeon 😱

also pls klarna

a close up of a cat 's face with the words ( heavy breathing ) below it . Alt: chonky cat (heavy breathing)

omfg that peridot

*sob* damn my fat fingers

Holy shit this entire tray. B2? B6?

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

Uber ballot initiative sparks showdown with lawyers, doctors Lawyers and doctors oppose Uber’s proposed ballot initiative, which would cap contingency fees and limit recoveries for medical costs from car crashes.

CALIFORNIA: Those scare ads for legislation limiting medical settlements that quote the LA Times are paid for by Uber because they want to limit how much they can be sued for when they hit you with their cars. calmatters.org/economy/2026...

shootmenintospace.com the only relevant website in the world.

“That’s all anybody can do right now. Live. Hold out. Survive. I don’t know whether good times are coming back again. But I know that won’t matter if we don’t survive these times.”

― Octavia E. Butler, Parable of the Sower

Small black bunny laid out on the ground. She is exposing her belly and sticking her back legs out because she is arrogant and full of hubris.

Her hedonism disgusts me