If I had a nickel for every time my plane was at Gate 4 at Luton in 2026, I'd have two...which isn't a lot but it is...this is such a boring story..

Disliking that high waisted jeans are not in fashion

They're going to Kefalonia on Race across the World 🥹😍

Me ( a 31 year old woman ): ooh I can put my washing outside today

Simply Lovely.

And now they have just played Elvis' Can't Help Falling in Love...think they're using my spotify

I have a pounding headache and next door are blaring music

But they have just put on T2's Heartbroken on..soooo...forgiven

rawe ceek x

What I've learnt from American ads this Superbowl: they do be loving the weight loss pills.

nfl being the best sport for when you need to go to the toilet and you think "I'll wait for the next break" and its actually only gonna be in 2 minutes time

For various reasons, I haven't followed the NFL this year.

Brilliantly, my team made it to the Superbowl, so here I am in my role as glory hunter.

GO HAWWWWWKS!

Sick joke

After seeing Barry Keoghan's long hair photo

The three members of the Pitchers team on Only Connect pull expressions of agonised realisation at the revelation of a disguised cricket sequence.

Proud to have been able to make the fabulous #onlyconnect champions pull these faces (in the semi final). Phenomenal quizzing and a great final.

Hell yeahhhhh

I don't want to be all "my 15 year old self would be..." but my 15 year old self would be going mental that I'm about to play this game.

One last Eye of Horus for the road 🥂

There's a moment in the Wuthering Heights trailer where Elordi says "Cathy" and it's so perfect for Corrie (non-derogatory)

Train company ads are probably the most annoying aren't they? That red head puppet from LNER, those two birds just spitting out constant avian puns.

Beautiful colourblock fashion going on Traitors today

This is us, gang, this is us

It's my 31st birthday and I am being played 2009 songs.

It's what was always meant to happen.

I do not want to show off but just paralleled parked.

Coming to a buzzer tossup near you soon x

Me: wait shit that's the guy from the You Can Call Me Al Video?!

Me in my head every time Chevy Chase is mentioned:

Just seen Chevy Chase for the first time in my life...that seems late

Watching old school Top Gear so actually this Christmas thing has something I can get behind

Is it weird to be…not festive?

I’m not Scroogy, anti-Christmas, anything like that. I don’t have negative associations. It’s not being down or depressed - it’s every year. I’m just totally neutral. Christmas does nothing for me.

And I am fine with it, but I feel like society doesn’t allow that.

I saw Jenny Whitcombe's red sequin trousers in the green room for Only Connect and immediately went and purchased my own