Tiger Woods in handcuffs

Why does Tiger Woods in handcuffs after his recent car crash look like ET?

Wesley Willis - "Shit and Fuck" YouTube video by Mike

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjju...

They are the children of the forest!

This year they are the Cleveland Polish Boys, near Dyngus Day.

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

I know it wasn’t an option, but I feel like it has a few takes similar to Latte.
Capy Chino!

Chino

for a while before i’d watched the whole season (which i’ve done now) i’d only seen this clip scroll by with the sound off. if i had guessed one billion times about what was actually being said here i would have been wrong two billion times

a person laying on their back on a rock with their arms outstretched ALT: a person laying on their back on a rock with their arms outstretched

The heel shall be sent

Someone saying the Left is too dismissive of the dangers of AI.

We are not.

We understand that the dangers are fiscal, social, environmental, even neurobiological (because that shit will fuck your cognition up).

We are dismissive of the science fictional claims of the snake oil salesfolk.

It’s dangerous to go alone take this.
🖕

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

Onion newspaper title-only gag quote Art Thief Leaves Behind Tacky Jeff Koons Piece unquote with A photo one of his dumb balloon animal sculptures above it

I bought a one way ticket to fraggle rock. #Blessed

Tumblr post by stimmyabby Sometimes people use "respect" to mean "treating someone like a person" and sometimes they use "respect" to mean "treating someone like an authority" and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say "if you won't respect me I won't respect you" and they mean "if you won't treat me like an authority I won't treat you like a person" and they think they're being fair but they aren't, and it's not okay. 642,270 notes

I think about this post a lot

You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"

Glad I am not the only one that remembers this exists once in a while.

Lord of the rings: Merry looks into the glowing palantir orb… and screams

“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”

Seems like a good time to listen to some System of a Down.

Vance: I'm crying right now because you stupids won't let me have your green island. I could literally just - don't you know I'm smarter than you? I'm your better - don't leave, don't get the army

Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him

I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it

ワドルチュンたち

Guitar Hero and Rock Band would become that for me. There was a sweet spot of difficulty on some songs where I would enter a dissociative state and do better.

When I heard narco-warfare I could only imagine Rubio coked up a few weeks ago