It’s goopy just look at it
Posts by Eli
Lava IS wet though
what a queen
I was high as fuck when I posted this but I’d still want to know
Are mashed potetaos a vegetable technically even if you put milk in it
Is lava wet
Me This edible ain’t shit
5min later:
What does salt taste like nobody can explain this to me
heyyyyyy my new book YOU DESERVE A TECH UNION has an official launch date!!
“Available August 15.”
🎉📕🥰🥹🎉
abookapart.com/blogs/press/preorder-now...
to be fair, matt gaetz has been a barbie fan since he was 17. you can search "matt gaetz 17 year old" to find out more
I got him
Hat with a bass pro shop logo that reads “Neon Genesis Evangelion”
I only buy clothes that make a strong political statement
New Yawk greatest city in da world!!!
Uhhh so Josh Sawyer (the director of Fallout New Vegas, Pentiment, Pillars of Eternity, and several more greatest games ever) is on The Sunday Scroll and y’all need to listen
https://spotify.link/oAah3RmeiBb
Oh my god??? Tysm??????
So excited for the only jobs to be legacy rich person and Amazon warehouse worker in a few years
Every day it gets harder and harder to work in tech and tell myself that I’m still a good person
🫡
Therapist: did you know that people with ADHD tend to hyper focus on new hobbies?
Me [discovered Gundam models 3 weeks ago]:
Incredible
I’m 135lbs and I absolutely promise that if you gave me the chance I’d put him in the ground
My absolute favorite B/C-list shitposter tbh tho
The one thing I’m not horribly embarrassed by lmao
It was a really REALLY great read 💖
Me trying to wear bright colors:
Remake yourself in your own image