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Posts by Eddie Monotone
A page from a nineties issue of New Warriors. In the background of the image is an ad for burger place with a picture of Bill Clinton and the text ‘Bubba’s burgers- inhale this’
This 90s New Warriors comic knew what was up
Watching Netflix’s The Diplomat and someone just mentioned the senators Haspel, Young and Dini.
…Ya’ll got a comics nerd on the writing team, sorry
An illustration of a man crumpled on the ground with a mouth, surrounded by tentacles, growing out of his back
That itch you can’t scratch
Why is it mouthwash only comes in two flavours:
-mint julep
- the wave of acid that prompted Reiner Wolfcastle to say “the goggles, the do nothing”
Been watching the Magnum PI reboot and it got me thinking - is 'ohana' the Hawaiian equivalent to the Maori 'mahi' in terms of lazy white language appropriation?
A reddit ad for Target with the tagline "spaghetti night left a mark... everywhere"
This Target ad is definitely suggesting that spaghetti night made someone shit themselves
An illustration of a person with some sort of gross parasite where their eye should be
Seeing if our sucky internet will let me post a picture
CW body horror, parasites
Nothing makes me consider paying for Spotify Premium like those god awful Pak n Save ads
You can tell how someone spends their time on the internet by what they think CBT stands for
Origami instructions are like
1. Basic fold
2. Basic fold
3. Defy the laws of physics
4. Turn over
5. Basic fold
Honestly the villains of this game I'm making were already tech-bro douche bags, but but they're even more that now
I was trying to make escapism, not insightful political commentary. Fucksake
This is why supporting an artist's Kofi or Patreon to give them a consistent income is huge. My writing takes time and wouldn't be possible at all without my patrons
Halves capsicum with eyes on top of the edge so tit looks like a face; the seeds are like tiny hilarious teeth
It’s not technically #ThingsWithFaces but I saw a suggestion to put googly eyes on capsicum halves and essentially what I’ve discovered is that I now have a permanent need to have googly eyes on hand in the kitchen.
I've said before that many anti-queer activists would rather see kids dead than queer. Rowling illustrates that perfectly in relation to trans kids here.
The options aren't "happy, cis and/or straight vs queer", it's "closeted traumatised queer and/or dead vs queer w/ a chance to thrive".
An ink drawing of several ghoulish people walking away. One is looking back over its shoulder at us
Wise Men
An illustration of a wooden bat mask, with a shadowed face peering through the open mouth
EEP
If you see this, post a magic user!
BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
House to myself, you know what that means
A cannibal rom-com is a Meat-Cute
It’s weird that in Ozark Jason Bateman gets his life spared by a cartel drug lord and he doesn’t say “well, that was a freebie”
The 8 year old, at dinner, out of nowhere:
"To me, spiders would be the worst confetti"
In his defense it probably fucking burns when the devil walks into a church
96,000 people have signed to say - Stop the Treaty Principles Bill - #TOITŪTETIRITI!! Let’s get it to 100,000 by Tuesday ✊
our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/ka...