Me on all fours, wearing a jock and a cap that says "good boy" my posterior is reflected in the mirror behind me

Somehow I hit 2k on Monday 🤯 not really sure how I made it to 1k to be fair 🙈 so I thought I should celebrate (keeping in the theme of two's) and bring back an uncensored version of a post from 9 months ago. Thanks lads heres a pair from me to you ❤️❤️ #humpday

Without saying your age post your favorite movie from the year you turned 18

Song of The Day - (111/365):

ARTIST - 청하 (Chung Ha)

SONG - Roller Coaster

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a woman with red hair is sitting on a couch smiling ALT: a woman with red hair is sitting on a couch smiling

Wouldn't you like to know 😏

homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hands outstretched . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hands outstretched .

Guys I just had a pistachio filled brioche from Lidl and I fear I may now be pregnant

We all have challenges. We have to face them, embrace them, defy them, and conquer them. -Victoria Arlen

I hate opening a new packet of biscuits. I only want one but I need to eat six just to be able to adequately close the packet again 😮‍💨

don't skip! post you in another country

You can 😏

I was planning to surprise you with that 🙂‍↕️

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"Really passionate about zinging peoples' undercarriages" is either going on my CV or my headstone I'm just not sure which

🥺🥺 take the nap in the hot tub, it'll be a deep sleep for sure

Song of The Day - (110/365):

ARTIST - Christina Aguilera

SONG - You Lost Me

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Where do I sign?

Song of The Day - (109/365):

ARTIST - Chrissy Chlapecka

SONG - Andromeda

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Hey I'm all ready to be Mr 🌿 just say the word

a cartoon drawing of a foot with a long hairy arm ALT: a cartoon drawing of a foot with a long hairy arm

It's not the first time it has happened but its such an odd experience each time. Not a bad one but I always feel bad because my feet are horrendous

fry from futurama says feeling something just not quite sure what . ALT: fry from futurama says feeling something just not quite sure what .

I had my toes s*cked the other night and I'm still thinking about it

Why have I only just seen this 🥵🥵

a woman in a pink dress is making a funny face and saying `` i said what i said '' . ALT: a woman in a pink dress is making a funny face and saying `` i said what i said '' .

Inoru PSA:

Your dick game can be average

Your kissing game cannot

If your dick game is spectacular but your kissing game isn’t… I’m out

Read it again

a woman in a hijab is standing in front of a crowd of people and says `` shame shame shame . ALT: a woman in a hijab is standing in front of a crowd of people and says `` shame shame shame .

Unless you haven't been to bed yet and then it just sounds like judgment

a man is carrying another man on his back on the beach . ALT: a man is carrying another man on his back on the beach .

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Song of The Day - (108/365):

ARTIST - Chappell Roan

SONG - The Subway

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a woman is sitting on a bed using a laptop . ALT: a woman is sitting on a bed using a laptop .

You have your bottle of wine so I'm sure we'll all hear about it later

Well lads it finally hit me...