can you get back to me on discord messages btw

im the only Groyper on Bluesky, and im here to shine

r/Geography and the Melonie Mac Discord Server with Becca Listen to this episode from Most Controversial on Spotify. Becca is on this episode with just Charlie. We go on the Geography subreddit and later move on to improving our diets. Becca can be found at ...

went on this podcast and epically roasted all the redditors i despise

Greta Gerwig: I dont wanna write another scene today, I'm tired

Noah Baumbach: Don't worry, just give me a sec *writes down "Barbie tries mayo and it's too spicy for her white ass"*

Latina murders be like:
Starting with drifters that nobody will miss>>>>>>>>>>

No Black Mirror episode will even come close in terms of quality to the one about having gay sex in Street Fighter

Half the people living in Louisiana are just alligators with hats on

what was his fucking problem

im tired of pretending that Kirby's "copy" ability isn't just a whitewash of the colonialism ability that's been used for centuries

My HVAC career won't really start until I can slay one of my enemies

‘Diamonds are created under immense pressure’ - The Abusive Geologist

Bluesky is Wakanda for guys that love to talk about how they actually really like Carly Rae Jepsen

I have a can of spray paint in my car in case I need to write ‘PEDOPHILE’ on any parked cars I hit

who needs a Bluesky invite code?

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Would you like to view my beautiful tapestry?

I have lost so many of my friends to the noble pursuit of horse hunting

Title: The Terrible World
Chapter One: It had been 5 years since someone recorded a podcast about professional wrestling...

a lot of people like saying geese are actually really mean, but when it comes time to use baseball bats to resolve that problem, most hesitate

AI Bill Gates: Socrates, we have so many opportunities for learning using artificial intelligence

AI Socrates: that’s true, as I once said: “a man who spends his days in the company of figs cannot spend his days in the company of wisdom”

AI Bill Gates: I invented Microsoft Excel

a good friend will listen to you, but a best friend will already agree with all your opinions

Me: how about ‘suicide by top’, is that anything?

THE WISE COUNCIL: no it is not