Jesus 🥵

Need this immediately

it’s so laggy out here

Happy #humpday from the archives! Damn, I need a daddy to help me shave my ass and legs again

Thank you!

Can we talk about how white privilege extends into the parking lot or is this too woke..

Redbull is better but I’ll take that girth!

Cumdump Yoda like Refuse any loads I do not

Of course! 💚

For sure

100% make your teams in champions!! Since IVs don’t exist it makes it so much easier.

If you see this, QTP with one of your favorite Pokémon! 💚

😘💚

Throwback for #humpday, damn I can take it 😮‍💨

I gymed today so I deserve Pokémon Champions before bed

A gay hitting legs on #humpday? Groundbreaking

Something that will put me to sleep in an instant is a wig styling video. Jaymes Mansfield has put me down so many times

Took a break from studying to look at the list of Pokemon in Champions and my baby Dodrio REMAINS left out

Be careful what you douche for!

AHHHH THIS IS HUGE

What is Thursday if not Friday Jr.

The way initial attraction dies within 0.5 seconds of them opening their mouths

Staring down the barrel of the end of undergrad, but participating in gay little traditions like this should make the next month bearable

Happy #humpday from all my sweaty humps

I wasn’t built for WW3, I was built for shiny hunting pokémon and gay sex

Opening my word document to continue writing my paper and trying to figure out what posessed me to stop mid-thought- I have zero clue where I was going with this next paragraph

Did you guys remember to yearn today

The 11th hour #fcf post from the archives

Pre #fcf celebration?

Are you okay!?