in my defense my flirting style is logistics

wisdom the laysan albatross I want you so bad I would respect you so well

what is happening in streets market is not reflective of society as a whole. it is the market of fallacy delusion

sleepytime tea bear asnoozed

how I sleep knowing the population of white-tailed deer in baltimore city will be less when I wake up

men passed by me but did not offer help while I was changing my tire. woke 2 rules!!!

fuck cars man why I got a flat tire when there's a greater white fronted goose around. can the GWFG go somewhere accessible by bus next time

every border implies the violence of its maintenance

the reading hoot by carl hiaasen to standing stock still in the cold for an hour listening for saw-whets pipeline is so real, be careful what you let your kids read

"I never see you at the club" okay well I never see you at the confluence of the missouri and mississippi rivers. think on that

sunday morning take is that if you drive to doppios they should be able to refuse you service or at least make you sincerely and publicly apologize to the womanly cannoli

i feel like if you bring a hairbrush into the ring of a dog show that should be cheating. like you're basically doping at that point

sometimes you go head to head with a laser blower motor fan and it takes you 3 rounds but finally, bloodied, you win. not today you little 220V piece of shit

i need a little free library but for beer. many times I wanna try i beer but it's not for me so then I'm left with 3-5 orphaned cans. no walkable neighborhood should allow this

don't let them tell you you can't make a collage out of your traffic citation

not having your life jacket zipped and clipped before approaching the boat on the birding tour is like the faux pas of all faux pas. the capitan is laughing at you. the guide is laughing at you. the laughing gulls are [red dot appears on my head]

jesus christ. a driver hit and ran a cyclist outside my apartment this morning. I heard honks, then screams. fuck cars and fuck drivers. esp fuck the impatient drivers honking to turn down the street in the exact way that the driver hit the cyclist 30 minutes ago cause one lane is blocked by EMTs.

pinkpantheress tiny desk I'm going to eat you as my after dinner treat

physically I may be at work but metaphysically I'm in my lawn chair with popcorn going "heehee" at drivers in a standstill

dude I'm so excited for all the posts tomorrow complaining about the cycling race. babe if you walked or biked you could cross the race line and wouldn't be trapped. you trapped yourself by trying to drive during this very well warned about annual event!

nature valley crunchy bar on a steering wheel

car broke down and it's getting desperate.

it's saturday night of course I'm at the hottest club in baltimore [the hanover street wetlands]

It's so crazy how little people talk about this wikipedia page I'm reading right now

blue arrow pointing to bird

blue circle around bird

yellow circles around birds

red arrow pointing to bird

new favorite category of eBird emage has emerged

screenshot of a pixelated image uploaded to the Macaulay Library. image is tagged as American robin, but the bird is a silhouette sitting on a roofline with no discerning features except for shape. the image has been rated 1 star.

jury duty today nobody is safe from me spending the next 8 hours rating ebird photos

young man at the club interview meme but it says the wetlands bumping, the shorebirds look good, the invertebrates is flowing. there is much pain but not in this ecosystem

"I never see you at the club"

okay and....I never see YOU at the marshy wetlands at 8 am..

it bugs me when other birders come to a site wanting clear directions to a rare bird from the non-birding site staff. terrain navigation is an enriching part of the experience! it's not cheating or anything if you have directions, but don't expect non-birders to give you the gps coordinates lol

everything is quilt

having an awesome time in baggage claim 4 where a BWI employee just asked a white boy, "Do you want to get arrested tonight?" [he was laying on the moving baggage claim] [he did not want to get arrested tonight] [his mother picked him up in a land rover]

my stress isn't real im literally making basil apricot ice cream. could a shell of a person do that??