Unfortunately, I got an A in D.A.R.E.

Lunar ethnography lol? Astronaut Photovoice? 🥵

NASA doing qual research. if that doesn’t satisfy the quant snobs, idk what else you want.

Hollys clipboard means business.

Ain’t nothing to fuck with

Hear me out: San Marzano tomato Bloody Mary mix.

Is it intelligent? Is Jacob Elordi intelligent?

I am entirely THRILLED to have Tata back. The best news all day.

Man On Man is so something tho.

Trying to explain the history of The People’s Elbow to my partner, and he’s not interested. What’s wrong with being cultured?

Hot take: Toby>Aaron>Tom. But they’ll protect their favorites.

Was Patsy Cline the Judy Garland of country music? Let’s discuss.

Damn. Crazy how other people exist and have buildings and such.

Help. I’m scared I might like Goose. I really don’t want to be a jam band guy. Pls 🙏.

It is. Signed a former Redcoat in lightning delays.

The Macklemore bumper music on ABC is ass.

Someone please tell booger to stop saying “alpha.”

Ok they don’t help all that much but they were still yummy.

I made grilled wings for dinner. They were good. That helps fyi. Just grill some wings and everything is ok.

A Child Giant

Twitched up is a terrible term.

But Colby Young is a dawg.

Idk man. I’m doing the boxed breathing and all of a sudden……we’re still losing.

Box breathing??? Hell yeah.

Man, I love it when we win pregame. But Redcoats were 🔥.

Why do our CBs and Safeties pull their hands down in the air? It’s not a lava ball.

Nick’s Mercedes commercial a little too close to home for Mercedes of Irondale?

Is today upset day? I’m spooked pre-spooky season.

What an interesting way to refuse an offside call. Call a timeout when homie is literally running off the field on your side. But hey, I’m for it.

Shut up mike

Cocktail du soir: makers+christian chicken diet lemonade+soda. In a large mason jar.