Woke up to another beautiful day on earth

Can you tell me what's over there?

(Seeing a cigarette butt in the woods) A squirrel was on break here

Democracy is when you have neither a voice nor a choice.

Flex up, Sam.

Last night was just one of those nights ❤️🎹🎶

bingeing Better Call Saul for first time, great show

It’s so awkward when one of my victims becomes a martyr

Love that spot

Hiring a goblin saboteur on linkedin

Happy birthday !!🎂🎁

The Coffee Café

(Seeing a guy walk into a bank with a gun) He's trying to shoot all the money

shorty who u pull out a claw machine

we all have that one homie that wants to fuck with the power crystal

Is it a horsie? Is it a cloud? It's both and you better believe it. Sorry to anyone that's blind I don't really know how to translate the idea of a cloud being the same shape as a horse or how that might be processed either cognitively or emotionally by someone without sight and that's my fault but you gotta just trust me that this shit slaps

Really good horsie cloud

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You must believe in spring

They still don't understand geodesic cubes are a pipe dream

I'm just telling it like I see it. Tree. Grass. Sky. A bird...beautiful...

If you can't win a war on that, get out of soldiering.

sneaking in my bluesky time at 3:00am so I have the whole server to myself

I'll make my wife a tea, idgaf

we can’t let mcdonald’s be the only ones who loving it

I cant come into work today I'm feeling good as fuck!

i'm personally of the opinion that life is very cool and awesome

(Me, knocking on the Bluesky server room door) Is everything okay in there?

(muffled sound of frantic typing) I'm fine. Leave me alone.

(Me) Okay well, pause your computer and come get some dinner.

(dev) I can't pause, it's a server.

(Me) Well tell server you have to be with your family, okay?

The fact that I wrote "Afghanistan" instead of "The Middle East" has me kicking my own ass. Never trust me with your investments. I will lose it all.