A team of high elves painted like sea hawks

Decided I needed marginally fancier elves with bigger hats for this weekend so painted up the pair in front today

It's such a good color; Horus really shouldn't have been so hesitant to give them the glow up from the Luna Wolves.

Selfie of my cute face in front of cherry blossoms. It’s a face worth sitting on.

Blossoms and back out

Very Fleetwood Mack voice:
Get me fries get me sweet little fries

Selfie of me with a market coloredin flower tattoo surrounded by black and white tattoos

Let children color in my tattoos again

The magic card wild mongrel

Sure, but at least discard a card from your hand about it.

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

Even as trans people are being targeted by legislation, they're being erased.

@jollyette.bsky.social's story describes not just what data was removed, but why it's essential. And as ever, it's illuminating and urgent, and well worth your time.

I'm not really qualified to assess whether clinging sullenly to a child's book makes you a bad person, but I do think it makes you timid, incurious, and dull. It makes you someone who will sacrifice other people for a memory of comfort. It makes you untrustworthy and weak.

A team of little elf minis all painted up in Seahawks silver navy and green and ready to play Blood Bowl

Pretty happy with how this team turned out and the updated roster that just got released

It’s open to the public on Memorial Day and Veterans Day! Perfectly strange place to wander around on a lovely May day.

I have you been in the bird painted mausoleum yet? It's one of the most uncanny spaces I've explored.

A magic card with the art replaced with the orange cartoon cat Heathcliff wearing a pink helmet with HAM written on it. The card is Ajani Nacatle Pariah and the rules text is some MH3 bullshit about bringing a cat buddy and becoming a planeswalker

Photo of my face in front of tribes of lights outside. I’m wearing a purple hat

POV: you’re a burrito

Selfie of me in a grey hoodie holding an orb light in font of my face

Who up pondering their orb?

You can tell from how you wrote that out

Selfie of my face looking directly into the camera. I’m a generic but cute bearded white dude

POV: you’re a tofu satay skewer

my boss at the southern reach told me expeditions keep going missing in area x so i asked how many theyve sent in and my boss said they just find new people afterwards and i said it sounds like theyre just feeding people to area x and lowry started crying

Noted! I don't have that now but will prepare a future smut budget accordingly. Thank you!

Selfie of me in reading glasses and a paint brush looking intently at the camera

POV: you’re a tiny elf

Heathcliff comic shoiwng the titular cat walking down the sidewalk away from a MEAT shop next to a giant robot. Heathcliff is wearing a helmeat and hold a flag that both read MEAT which is also written on the robots chest. The two MEAT shop workers stand and watch syaing "This should improve sales"

Do you take commissions to get comics in the Goth Bimbo Heathcliff queue?

TEXAS TOM (1950)

A team of armored football playing high elves painted in Seahawks navy and chartreuse

Got the basic colors down!

A lot of detail (faces, hair, feathers, etc) to work on but I like having them all looking like a team.

Blood bowl elves painted in Seahawks uniforms that are like half done

Staring to look more like a football team.

Blood bowl elves painted in Seahawks uniforms that are like half done

Staring to look more like a football team.

A pile of board games. The bottom is a mostly covered Wave length and going upwards are railroad tiles the crew Pit monikers flip 7

“Going to play board games tomorrow evening and have been specifically asked to bring Wavelength. I should probably bring 5 other games too in case we have time for more”

And she's at least *interesting*

[Enter Puck.]

Selfie of me in reading glasses and a paint brush looking intently at the camera

POV: you’re a tiny elf