Can we just be done with the Trump era already?

The Utah Jazz: not good enough to win, and bad enough to lose when it matters. It’s the worst possible team. #TakeNote

Showing up at exactly my “appointment” time, the Apple Store employee politely walked me to the very end of a 2+ hour long line. And I just kept walking — right back to my car.

A post-vacation UTI should be celebrated as a badge of honor.

Bub Carrington hits game-winner as time expires to lift Wizards past play-in bound Heat 119-118 Tristan Vukcevic had 28 points and 11 rebounds, Justin Champagnie added 27 points and Bub Carrington banked in a game-winner as time expired to put the Washington Wizards over the Miami Heat 119-118 i...

Bub Carrington 💜
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Congratulations to the Jazz for accomplishing exactly what they set out to do this year. They proved me wrong! #TakeNote

If your TV has been eagerly tuned in to Fox News all week, please remember that not all people have fully developed their critical thinking skills. And that probably includes you.

I deleted the Stocks app from my phone years ago. I felt compelled to reinstall it this week, and now I can’t stop opening the dang thing.

The Jazz will always disappoint you in the end. #TakeNote

The Jazz are a poorly run franchise. When they should win, they lose. When they should lose they win. There’s no excuse. They are a failed team. They should be moved to Vegas. #TakeNote

Evidence that the Sonos app still isn’t right. (That’s not a Sub Mini pictured.) And it took four tries to add. But now works fine.

As much as I hate rooting for the Lakers in principle, they might be my favorite basketball team right now.

Dončić to LeBron might be the most unfair thing I’ve ever watched.

I swear, Siri gets dumber every month. I used to wonder if it was intentional, so that we would be oh-so-wowed by the “new” Siri. Now I think Apple just gave up. ChatGPT is 10 years ahead.

Some clever retailer needs to add a line, right below Tax, at the very end of your checkout. And they print an amount, along with a link to the latest published tariff rate for wherever. It’s a whole new hidden fee!

Tax 1.34
Tariff 1.90 (see current)
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Total

I 100% take back every single word I said in this tweet, or skeet, or statement.

Thank you, Robert Smith and The Cure, for releasing the beautifully tragic album Songs of a Lost World. Now, of all times in my life. I became a Cure fan for this. 🖤

Watching the Jazz play right now is like watching a drug addict relapse. Beating the Pelicans is purely self-destructive behavior. 😡 #TakeNote

If I were Danny Ainge, I would absolutely threaten to fire Will Hardy over this. There is definitely an equivalent coach out there willing to play along.

When you can just go out and buy a bidet from Costco, and it's no big deal: You've made it. 🚽

Luigi Mangione needs Johnnie Cochran like right now. (Congratulations if you got that joke. You’re old. 🎉)

What if Biden just went and pardoned that dude who killed the UnitedHealth executive. Wouldn’t that be the most bad ass thing ever?

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Anything stupid that I post here was AI-generated 🤖