the switch 2 is being so sinisterly targeted at me specifically

unfortunately for everyone in my life MUNA is back

help i have been saying "the rams? st louis?" all fucking weekend like this is breaking news to me

it has occurred to me that this is simply, "taking a deep breath"

all the clothes in goodwill get sluttier NOW

work giving me a LEMON scented BATH BOMB for christmas is deranged... may as well inject a uti straight into my urethra

been watching too much sex & the city i started pretending to smoke a cigarette when im thinking

these bitches on sex and the city will fuck any man if he is white

guys.......... idk if imm strong enough

my cat probably thinks blinds are dumb as fuck every time we move he's like ugh i gotta destroy these things again?

i looove drinking my calories its so fun

Lavender Lamborghini Roll Up In A Blue Bikini Bitches on the Beaches Looking Super Cute & Freaky All My Friends are Princesses we keep it Whipped & Creamy Ice Cubes on our Tongues because we like to Keep It Freezy Lavender Lamborghini Get Out On The Right Side Chauffeur Stayed at Home because

they couldn't think of nothing to name that shit besides ibuprofen?

there being a new kirby air ride and i don't have it ... something don't sit right w me idk!

just remembered another one. 12th therapist give it up for 12th therapist!

trying 11th therapist! give it up for 11th therapist!

he said :|

pokemon legends: chicago when

they should make a pill that makes u not hungry anymore

sometimes men should go to the gym less. bitch i'm scared you liok like johnny bravo

need a cartoon anvil to drop on my head when i text this mf

where is onika burgers bsky

young ryan ross being the most anyone has ever looked like a lesbian

no because i DO bet on losing dogs..

honestly if i got a melanoma i'd dig that bitch out and keep it moving

and zara larsson GAY ass weekend

saving a cowboy riding a horse is now

turns out i actually will go to the dentist every 6 months for cleaning if they tell me i am a good girl who is getting a good grade at having teeth

I LOVE MY LIFE !! IT'S MINE I MADE IT !!