I fuckin KNEW it!

IT IS OUT

‘This Could be Us, You, Or Anybody Else’ is out now, everywhere.

brokenchanter.lnk.to/ThisCouldBeUs

I am very proud of it. Big love to @chemunderground.bsky.social for putting their faith in me again.

The winner strikes again.

Roon yeez.

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

I'm at the very early stages of recording a new album. It's a little more adventurous than my usual stuff so I made this artwork to steer the style and keep my journey to the finish line consistent.

All this for a £5 vhs.

This is the line for me. Not decades of heinous personal messages. This.

Wow, just hearing that if Say Yes to the Dress participants don't cry during an episode, the producers are legally apermitted to skin them. America never ceases to amaze me.

Horror 2014 Horror films released (or planned to be released) in the year of 2014. This list is comprehensive, based on a film's tags. I created it using Python. Action | Adventure | Animation | Comedy | Crime | ...

Even although many horror industry darlings got their leg up round about this era, then formed a giant ouroboros and Marvelised the entire genre - there are some all-timers here:

Horror's been class for ages. This Carnival of Excess v2.0 really started back in 2014. The academy only recognises this now because it doesn't want to be left with its arse out. Horror's no longer a niche genre, it's a multi-billion dollar industry. Everyone looked lovely in their rented shoes but.

Vanessa Redgrave Wins Supporting Actress: 1978 Oscars YouTube video by Oscars

I'd be amazed if anyone showed this much sack tonight. It's a big shock seeing the academy's official channel still hosting this tbh.

youtu.be/IAcOsK9gRLk?...

Hope we all had a wonderful Mothering Sunday.

Time to start filling transit vans for a worthier cause.

Fast food ass space?

Just tried to watch Predator Badlands. It was all shot in one room. Might as well watch someone play a computer game for two hours. Although that's a past time I understand some perverts already explore.

I think about this quote from All The Presidents Men constantly- “The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand”.

Once again we are seeing god damned disrespect for Jason X. All the Friday the 13th films are shite*, it just so happens that Jason X understands this and is objectively the most coherent in the series.

*I love them all, even the Carrie one.

If anyone shot Tone, it was this lil baby.

No spoiler post:

It's unusual seeing a show, especially one as colossal as Stranger Things, reach a conclusion. A warm and well-considered one at that.
Most contemporary shows live long enough to eat their own shite or get cancelled. A rare return to mono culture, albeit via nostalgia.

Building a portfolio as I train to tattoo.

I miss the reels of yer man crying at his bride's reveal. This is why physical media is important. Imagine a 6hr lp Scotch vhs fulla reels and vines. DAD'S TAPE DONT TAPE OVER.

Merry Christmas me x

Marty Supreme was great, proof that post-war America was built on narcissism masquerading as individualism. Four palpitations out of five.

The new Mutant Mayhem short Chrome Alone 2 played ahead of the new Spongebob film. It was absolutely class. Anti AI solidarity from my boys. Real heroes.

Finally figured out who the Internet Boy reminded me of.

Elf on the Shelf is still a prod.

Was the only person out clapping for the NHS again this week. The world's a sick place.

A truly limited edition. And only a tenner on marketplace!

Jumping out my bed to update my dream journal: 'kicking James O'Brien's cunt in at the Saint Etienne merch stand'.