Not usually a morning person, but today he woke up at 5 am and went into his workshop

If you need him, he's going take the day off to tinker around in his workshop

"And compared to her, he believes church to be a "bleak" place, that spits out "poison" at those who attend, telling them that they were "born sick" in sin. This girl is more desirable than church [..] a better way to understand the meaning of life."
www.popsongprofessor.com/blog/2015/04...

Collie
// Looking up the meaning of Hozier's Take Me to Church and.... few songs seem so well fitting for my muse as this one tbh

(Currently playing his fiddle with an audience of rubber ducks)

He's playing his fiddle this morning

Is currently trying out his best jokes on an assortment of his rubber ducks. They say nothing. Tough crowd.

Uses a spell where the piano plays itself while he dances around the room. Oh if only someone would join him.

No shower thoughts today, just a hatred of being awake

Right, she'd mentioned that before... he'd frown, eyes narrowing and a low growl escaping. "He really thinks he can just do whatever he wants. Well I won't let him get away with that."

With a confident grin, he'll snap his fingers and there appears a white board and a marker, along with puppets that resemble the two of them.

"What if spiders screamed when you found them?"

Lucifer it's 10 pm

"I'm vaguely aware of a multiverse... first time directly encountering it, however. But hey! I can provide the white board and adorable puppets if you like!"

Collie
// Will get to owed replies later on

"Why do we call it 'falling asleep' when we’re actually lying down?"

He hasn't had his coffee yet

"If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?"

He hasn't had his coffee yet

Collie
// sorry about being so slow on here, my mental health is in shambles :)

"You don’t actually wash your hands—they wash each other while you stand there and watch."

He hasn't had coffee yet

He looks up at her. "I'll fight Michael. I'll fight anybody. I'd rather risk my own life than lose either of you again."

"So I said, a group of squids should be called a squad. Nobody laughed. My talents are wasted here."

He hasn't had his coffee yet.

"Right, enough is enough. I know we haven't always agreed on how to handle things with Heaven, but they're really getting too big for their pants now." He means 'too big for their britches'.

"I just would have pictured meeting my doppleganger to be a bit more... well. I dunno. Like you'd come from the future to warn me to avoid making some horrible mistake or something like that, maybe...?"

He'll stand up from the piano.

Emily watches cat videos, Lucifer watches parrot videos.

"So you hinted at not being from this, er... timeline, I guess. I was testing that out."

"Your *soul* soul, naturally"

"I'm Lucifer... Morningstar...."

What

"You look nothing like me?"

Collie
// I balance between here and the tumblr RPC, plus work full time. Please be patient with me :)

"Brushing your teeth is the closest you'll ever come to cleaning your skeleton"

He hasn't had his coffee yet

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.·:*¨༺ ♡ ༻¨*:·.
𝙔'𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬,
𝙄... 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩
𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨.
╰── ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ──╯
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Piano music stops.

"Who are you...?" He heard 'Eden'.