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Posts by Christian Johannesén

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a girl is standing next to a robot that says capcom on it ALT: a girl is standing next to a robot that says capcom on it

Dad Space is amazing, I'd die for Diana. #Pragmatic

3 days ago 8 0 0 0

when someone says “how are you doing”

6 days ago 10 2 0 0

I'm struggling to comprehend but I've felt behind on the grand corporate strategy the past six to seven years.

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The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

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Squeezing every drop of water from their stone. Same day shipping is not worth this institutional cruelty, from a company that will eventually replace every single person for robots and AI the second they can.

1 week ago 6 2 0 0
Photo of a plush of Nix from Star Wars Outlaws, peeking out from a grocery bag.

Photo of a plush of Nix from Star Wars Outlaws, peeking out from a grocery bag.

Sister's adopted a creature. (He's shy)

2 weeks ago 9 1 1 0

the world is collapsing, yet I still own this

3 weeks ago 14 0 2 2
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It's bad enough when an online only game gets taken offline for under performing. Now Rocket Racing, a full blown video game inside of Fortnite just gets.. wiped out like an underperformed game mode in Call of Duty. To hell with this.

3 weeks ago 8 2 0 0

I'm so tired. Actually beyond tired. I'm furious at this point.

3 weeks ago 15 2 0 0
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Shifted my leg in bed and heard a piece of paper crumple.

Searched for the paper.

There was no paper.

It was my knee making that noise.

1 month ago 348 8 33 1
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Screenshot of a pale Pikachu, from the video game Pokopia, named Peakychu.

Screenshot of a pale Pikachu, from the video game Pokopia, named Peakychu.

Screenshot taken as a selfie of the current user's Ditto character from the video game Pokopia, as well as a pale Pikachu named Peakychu.

Screenshot taken as a selfie of the current user's Ditto character from the video game Pokopia, as well as a pale Pikachu named Peakychu.

Screenshot of the current user's Ditto character from the video game Pokopia, as well as a pale Pikachu named Peakychu, riding a cable car together.

Screenshot of the current user's Ditto character from the video game Pokopia, as well as a pale Pikachu named Peakychu, riding a cable car together.

I've only know Peakychu for a day and a half but I would die for her. #Pokopia

1 month ago 6 1 0 0
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created some ND5 emotes #starwarsoutlaws

1 month ago 37 7 1 0

I don't.. never mind.

1 month ago 9 0 1 0

Happy birthday! 🎉

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Yep

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My copy of Star Wars Outlaws: Low Red Moon finally arrived. The collection grows. 😊

1 month ago 17 0 1 0
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a man in a suit and tie sitting in a chair ALT: a man in a suit and tie sitting in a chair

Got a pamphlet from Sweden's "conservatist party" with the tagline "keepers of välfärd", but outside of lowering elderly age for free bus cards, its all about "them immuhgrants" and not a single point about how to halt the destruction of, you know, Sweden's social systems. Fuck välfärd I guess.

1 month ago 3 0 1 0
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I've been too lazy, but I guess it's time to become a Linux head.

1 month ago 4 1 0 0
Kid scratching his head with the caption; "Damn... I'm kinda tired of living through these major historical events"

Kid scratching his head with the caption; "Damn... I'm kinda tired of living through these major historical events"

1 month ago 19 2 0 0
Digital drawing of Nix, the merqaal companion to Kay Vess in Star Wars Outlaws

Digital drawing of Nix, the merqaal companion to Kay Vess in Star Wars Outlaws

I really liked Star Wars Outlaws. (I played months after release, so I missed the initial bugs) I liked using Nix to steal things and distract people, and the ability to pull grenade pins was so fun once that was unlocked
#art #digitalart #starwars #starwarsoutlaws #videogames #nix

1 month ago 17 3 0 0
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a man in a suit and tie with the words " internal screaming intensifies " behind him ALT: a man in a suit and tie with the words " internal screaming intensifies " behind him

Yeah.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Oh boy..

2 months ago 4 0 2 0

The new deck of Most Wanted cards

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
Screenshot of the "Something went wrong" youtube screen. Main page is currently down, so you can't see algorithm pushed content. (Subscriptions still work)

Screenshot of the "Something went wrong" youtube screen. Main page is currently down, so you can't see algorithm pushed content. (Subscriptions still work)

The youtube algorithm is down, though you can still see the subscription tab. It's so.. peaceful. Like the olden days.

2 months ago 9 1 0 0
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Kay attempt from while ago! was learning clothes kinda #art #starwars #starwarsoutlaws

2 months ago 3 2 0 0
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Price to pay for a special edition, I suppose.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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spongebob is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in a diner . ALT: spongebob is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in a diner .

Patiently waiting for my copy of Star Wars Outlaws: Low Red Moon to get out of Processing from Inkstone Books.

2 months ago 13 0 2 0
A drawing of Nix, your companion/pet from Star Wars Outlaws as a Pokémon

A drawing of Nix, your companion/pet from Star Wars Outlaws as a Pokémon

Nix from Star Wars Outlaws as a Pokémon

#StarWarsOutlaws

2 months ago 75 14 1 0

Hell yeah, that's incredible

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

Today's market is brutal. You have to be a smash hit right off the rip or you're doomed. Very little is allowed to grow organically anymore. My thoughts go out to the team. 😔

2 months ago 8 1 1 0