Me: I want to write something
> doesn’t write something

Me: I want to code something
> doesn’t code something

Me: I want to reply to messages
> doesn’t reply to messages

Me: I want to do something I like
> doesn’t do something I like

Why am I like this

Does TargetInclusive include the target value? So then checking that "result" is greater than TargetInclusive means you have to beat the target, not just meet it. TargetExclusive would be the target value without the target value itself. A target of 12 would have a TargetExclusive of 11.

Maybe it came true.

My parents screaming at each other.

Oh wait, wrong test.

Me when I ferry the scorpion.

The Onion on its best day in its entire lifetime couldn't have imagined a single one of this year's most absurd but true headlines.

Shit is utterly deranged.

Are we just older and better equipped to recognise the insanity that was always there or is every day a steady march into new territory?

I've usually gotta remind myself not to feel guilty about it otherwise it won't count.

big mood, even.