And I’ve always said that

Just had someone in my work gym locker room say “so do you work out often?” So I’m just gonna go kms now

Hot wing pizza from Arizona Pizza Company, specifically the Lenox, MA location

Trump forced Justice Kennedy to retire because he had kompromat on his son

Harlan Crow and Leonard Leo paid off Kavanaugh’s significant credit card debt (cheap price to buy a SCOTUS seat but 200k in CC debt is crushing for a normal person)

Real

An alt, except it’s just for mukbang content so I can remember my favorite meals

Ok if you struggle with cardio just get stoned and go walk on the treadmill. Time will fly. Or it won’t, either way it will be interesting

Forgot I hit the vape

*mid hack squat edition

Kinda messed up to put us in a box like that. We’re also stupid.

Sorry, I should have said “but they are also gay (derogatory)”

We do have therapists, but they are also gay

I post a lot but if Bluesky being down causes you to flip out or makes you want to run back to twitter I promise we will not miss you.

Im begging some of you to get a hobby that doesn’t include your phone.

Wasn’t gonna go to the gym today then I accidentally clicked on the explore page on my ig

“Vicar of Christ” actually goes so hard

Eating my meal prep during the catered lunch meeting and avoiding the warm cookies has me feeling both proud and anxious

Lmaoooo

As soon as boomers started wearing allbirds they instantly became uncool

Boomers killed Allbirds and they will kill AI too

He’s pledged to divest of some holdings but uh, this would be a nonstarter for me

The Fed Chair nominee having a significant investment in Polymarket seems not good

It’s kind of like changing your pfp with no notice if you think about it

Hot take - if you’re doing a list of the top X of Y - I don’t want to hear about the honorable mentions. If they were good enough they would have made it into your list! They weren’t good enough!

conservative free speech is when they speak and you listen or suffer the consequences

Bring back the art of the courtesy flush

Should I dye my hair

I ate breakfast too early and so I had to eat my pre workout as a mid morning snack and now my meal timing is off

My culture isn’t your costume

It’s time to start talking about the song of the summer and how it’s ST. LOSER