Wish I was getting some
Head instead of being in my own head 😔 shawty bad but had left me doubting everything about myself and feeling more alone than ever

I made a yummy bagel sandwich with a bagel I BAKED this morning because I work at a BAKERY now

All DMs will be ignored I’m not fishing I’m bragging 🤷🏼‍♀️

I’m 30, I got two jobs, I can cook, I pay my own bills, I listen to mitski, I’m a Michelin starred chef, I can drive, I don’t have friends, I only spend money on manga, I be watching anime, I like techo and I still got my hairline. I’m just saying 👀👀👀👀👀👀

In the candle section of Target straight up overstimulated 🤯

My shit was all sorts of fucked up because the first 5 months of the year my phone was the one playing music for a kitchen. This is a much better representation of what I actually listen too. Shout out incredibly sad and terminally online gay people

Unironically the best top 5 I’ve seen

Slay

Offering Spotify wrapped forging service, prices bellow

Replace an artist - $10
Replace a song -$5
Replace drake with Clairo - $50
Completely new wrapped - $100
Impress that girl you like bundle
(Adding mitski and sza deep cuts to your list and removing future)
-$250

BE DEPOSIT READY ‼️‼️‼️

KING YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

if I got kidnapped I'd be in the trunk FARTING‼️

It’s really hard for me to picture what my future looks like right now and honestly it’s really taking me to bad places mentally, I’ve also started smoking cigarettes in force again so that sucks

When you’re at the piltover diner and your Russian shorty won’t give you an under the table hexjob

Professor hamdurger when Jayce flashes the “come and get it” eyes at that divine Russian top of his for the 6th time today #arcane

Dog if they weren’t like $40 I’d go

Wait yall saw this picture and are surprised 2hollis is gay? First off that’s baby so be nice second off go get your eyes checked

Lmao stay mad, was he smoking rock? Yes. Was he getting the job done? I don’t know I’m not well read on politics but I’m going to say yes.

God damn car battery died now I’m waiting on triple A instead of ballin on the hater

seriously need more off putting mutuals, i mean people with the most left feild and weird takes. people who just say some shit but its all ways bangers. (concervatives and Qanon bullshit excluded ill hurt you emotionally)

you gotta appreciate sonic’s commitment to if you complete all the stories and collect all the emeralds then you can unlock the worst final boss ever designed

wait i need this

gender nonconforming king i would pray to you everyday if there were shrines to do so

they freed my GOAT

Real EDers know that no breakfast is the standard but every once and a while we get to treat ourselves to big ass breakfast

Thinking about getting this as a tattoo because it reminds me of my inner child but I need help with body placement, I only have two professional tattoo on the back of my bicep and on my forearm. I was thinking ribcage or maybe above the waist line.

Give me one between may and June too

Held, cooked, lasagna

“Hear me out” and it’s a conventionally attractive twink with devil horns

I laughed out loud at work