When this fails—and it will. The failure will be blamed on a lack of immersive virtual reality.

Regularly running 5-6k is awesome! Well done!

My mom got us walking when she flew to visit the day after she retired. I'd just turned 40 and we entered a 10k to walk together. I eventually regularly started to run and swore to figure out just how fast I this body can run. She's still walking races.

Chart of wrist temperature since buying apple watch, showing spike during a fever.

lol fever :(

Hegseth and Patel running the US like it’s Fyre Festival

I imagine it was a one-of-a-kind fastener head documented in a 1400-page library of government specification booklets.

Not letting the fuckers win is valid motivation. I'm sorry things are shitty. I'm glad you're present and aware and working for a positive outcome for yourself.

Graph of w/kg from 5s to 2h with eFTP estimate.

I've worked myself back to average endurance. Yay!

Apparently the reason Canada doesn't have pay toilets is because a couple of guys were charged with public indecency for bathroom sex, but successfully argued that since they paid to get into the stall, it was akin to a hotel room and thus a private space.

TIL. (and if it's apocryphal, sounds mighty convincing as a Canadian.)

Jebus, this is beautiful.

I can say this is the best, most accurate and enjoyable car review I've spent 18 minutes with.

Also, I need to pay more attention to daily and weekly data. There seems to be a lot of it.

The number of women in my Intervals cohort appear to be dropping, so I don't know if that is the cause of the perceived improvement or whether I'm genuinely improving my endurance.

Also, I just figured out I only run more than 60mins during half marathon distances. I should try a 60min run or two.

Worthy of celebrating every day.

Today is the 5th anniversary of my colon surgery. I've reached 5 years. I feel something, but I can't describe how it feels. Mainly good.

Today is also the first day in almost 7 weeks I've sneezed and felt no pain. That feels fucking fantastic.

As god intended.

To be fair, they're probably not travelling with Vance or the other guy.

They've clearly been hanging out with the American Mahjong cartel.

Quality Cancon.

Happy chocolate egg & bunny day for those who celebrate.

A black and white selfie from the first generation Quickcam. Mid-90s.

New month, new pfp. A selfie from the mid-90s using an original Quickcam.

“The Girl with the Green Ribbon Around Her Neck” Updated for the Modern Millennial Woman “But Alfred, who was not partial to respecting boundaries and often felt entitled to women’s personal information kept asking, ‘Why do you wear it?’” 3/30/26

"But Alfred, who was not partial to respecting boundaries and often felt entitled to women’s personal information, kept asking, 'Why do you wear it?'"
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

"Hi! We are a huge institution with an assload of money and we would love you to give an empowering talk to women during the one month that we recognize them as humans! Please do this talk for free. Thanks!"

Leading Report on Twitter writes: "BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42."

Here are 5 menswear outfits to make recruitment officers think you're 43 🧵

Awww. <3

Fuck ICE and illegal wars. Impeach Trump. No Kings.

FINDINGS: There is a calcified granuloma in the right mid lung zone measuring 7 mm. The lungs otherwise clear. The cardiopericardial silhouette and mediastinal contours are normal. There is a nondisplaced left-sided seventh rib fracture.

"Yes, I know about that. It's been there since at least my first chest x-ray at 18. But I appreciate your concern. Thank you for the Naproxin."

why do the moths always go for the wool and silk and not the linen? 😭😭😭

Forcing myself to have a true "rest" day. Just 4km of walking, laundry and 3 hours of Zoom.

Wouldn't they have to then follow-up with a list, chart or multi-round competition?

I don't know either. Multiple people likely had less than good days.