I don't like to look at the other one..

oftentimes someone will be talking about Politics and the World in a way which signals that they're super depressed and anxious, and if you point this out they'll usually be like "yeah well obviously I feel that way because of The World!!" which is a great conversation ender

Can confirm

I feel like it's much more common to see people expressing confusion over third-person narratives and the differences between limited/omniscient narration, etc. especially in the fandom and booktok spaces from which people draw many of these "tales of the lumpen reader" anecdotes.

Okay I thought so! I grew up right next to it, small world.

do you know where these photos were taken?

now, i'm not saying that everyone who likes project hail mary is an emotionally immature slop pig at best. i'm not saying that. i'm just got back from the grocery store and trying the new spring red bull. it's pretty good

hearing reports that the next call of duty is set in the 2240s. single player campaign is 35 minutes long and ends when the main character, a grain caravan guard with a goiter, gets a pot of hot oil thrown at him by a headsick child

bro's still hanging out on my desk, judging me every time I contort my fingers to hold a soulless, puny sony mirrorless

I'm already seeing people talking about the magic and vibes of 2010s dslrs, should be soon

it's so cool that hbo has fully completed its transformation from a bastion of quality and curation that brought about some of the earliest examples of prestige tv to now pumping out the exact same first responder slop that america's geriatric masses fall half-asleep at 3pm to

It wasn't satire. That was happening in 2020 and that was the liberal response.

spread eagle to the viewer with your flapping sack covering your hole is absolutely crazy work

tfw east of the river

how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse

something you gotta understand about where *i'm* from is that

1. food is almost as impordant to us as family

2. we DON'T play about being nice to guests

3. sometimes, the weather is one thing and then later again the weather another?

wholesome decolonized queer shortform cooking video voiceover: and most of all this dish reminds me that no matter where you go or who you are, your Blood & Soul is always inherently linked to your ethnic homeland 💖

a bumper sticker which reads "Proud Parent of the Omelas Child"

my toxic take is that i think this word is unserious and goofy, a signal of a certain kind of genx/elder millennial personality that also brought us “awesomesauce” which is seemingly harmless but is certainly not easy to be around

stone countertops and brushed steel appliances are the worst kitchen design trends in history and when they make a comeback on the nostalgia cycle when I'm in my 40s I'm going to do terrible things to the world

I saw some of them doing a traffic stop last night and they just stood around looking stupid before letting the guy go. They've clearly been told to have a presence on the streets, but there isn't actually anything for them to respond to so they just walk around and look at stuff

I live here and the on the ground impact is more than likely going to be a bunch of pigs and soldiers milling around with nothing to do, maybe brutalizing a few people, before getting quietly withdrawn

when I'm cleaning an appliance or fixture and accidentally activate its function, that feels like I accidentally touched its genitals/gave it a boner. do you understand?

can someone with a quirky sense of humor and poor artistic talent PLEASE make a webcomic about depression??

If I make something especially good for dinner my girlfriend will let me know in the form of reviews from various world-historic villains

Good morning! Oil paintings of southern pines by Philip Juras.

adam savage if he was one of the rich gay people from hunger games

I love to use my soldiering skills to deescalate by shooting into a crowd the second I see a weird guy

glass bricks are so cool.... okay google, landlord get mad if replace windows with glass bricks Y/N