Salmon's face with reddish eyes and dilated pupils

Cocaine Salmon Would Like to See You Swim That Far Upstream without a Little Bump: tinyurl.com/5er8hhhj

This is an evergreen, but it's one for a reason:

A billion dollars is the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work to prevent the former with the same intensity and ruthlessness as we work to prevent the latter.

To add to the list of Dungeon Crawler Carl's sins of existence, I've seen people abbreviate it as DCC in comment sections. There's already a DCC in the RPG space. It's Dungeon Crawl Classics. Pick another abbreviation.

The latest Android updates around the flashlight button are wild. Who agreed that was a good idea? The decision makers' process is worth studying. Not whoever proposed it. There are no bad suggestions. But who okayed this? You're *Google*.

Thunder in Seattle! A rate treat.

I miss Twitter

Android soldiers carrying their own repair kits they lack the dexterity and programming to use, for their human handlers/battlefield techs to use on them when they go down, like human infantry carrying their own stabilizing kit, chat is this anything

Jesus wept, you fucking cretins

If you live in a city, you can give other people money to cook delicious food for you. From all over the world! And then you get to eat it! Society's got some problems to work through, but this part rules.

books: the rectangle that can’t send you push notifications. Try: books.

What're the current betting odds on what AI is going to get us to first: Second Variety, or Pairpuppets?

NASA isn't why the US doesn't have universal healthcare, or a social safety net. The US doesn't have those things because politicians with the power to provide them choose specifically not to (with varying levels of support from voters). Enthusiasm for human spaceflight doesn't drive that choice.

I woke up and it's Monday?! What the fuck. How as a society are we still letting shit like this happen.

*looking around the Ruth's Chris steakhouse right outside Sakura-Con* Of course you have blue hair and proteins

air bud picture overlaid with: "Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show"

Proposal: Washington State tax levy to give the WSDOT social media team a goddamn raise.

DOMME: so how come you’re wearing a collar if you don’t have an owner
ME: do you know what a ‘ronin’ is

*rubbing eyes* So I guess I need to pick up Marathon, huh?

caves of qud

A sign on the fence of a graveyard. It reads "No use of geiger counters on church property."

This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't

art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum?
Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

frodo: the burden of The Ring is so heavy, sam. and it plays tricks on me. it twists things until they’re unrecognizable, makes me see things that aren’t there

sam (pokémon voice): samwise gamgee

Not being porn won't protect you, so it's time to protect porn