Fun fact: If the same shit keeps happening to you over and over again, you’re the only common denominator in every scenario, I fear.

My king 🤤

Okay well, you know where DMs are 🙂‍↕️

That’s okay, mistakes happen! Just DM it to me so we prevent that from happening again 😌

Always baited, never bated 😔

Yeah but at this point I just don’t have time to deal with guys who have shitty taste in men or who give absolutely nothing 🤷🏻‍♂️ It’s annoying but luckily it doesn’t make me feel less about myself

If a guy’s response to me sending pics on the apps is “nice” or he ignores them and continues the conversation, I’m immediately just disengaging from the conversation and most likely blocking them, I don’t have the time for that kind of bullshit 🙅🏻‍♂️

a woman in a pink dress says right in front of two women ALT: a woman in a pink dress says right in front of two women

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Completely re-doing my audio with a completely new version of the software that looks completely different bc nothing can ever just work properly for me 🫠

Always thankful for a fcf on main 🙂‍↕️

Don’t have to imagine it if it’s already happened 🙃

My 2 favorite things: a pair of yummy flexing arms and a cute derpy face 🥰🥵

Oh hey 👁️👄👁️

Pit Stop!

Quote with your pit pics 🙆🏻‍♂️

*claps cheeks in your face*

In case you wanted to add another one to that list 😌🍑

That sounds great lemme join you in said goon and dissociation 😶‍🌫️

My love language 😍🤤

Sometimes you just need to play a song on repeat and let yourself have an absolute cry sesh in bed 🥲

Insta has good taste 😍🤤

Body by Wawa Mac & Cheese 🐻

Me attempting to flirt with someone in DMs bc I thought there was a vibe and they hit me with the 👍🏻 like lemme just disappear and become a hermit 🫠

Suddenly I wish I was in Mexico City 🥵

It’s so heavy 🥵*

*The sub sandwich from the local deli

Oh it’s something alright 😵‍💫

Something’s got me wet alright 🥴💦

I’d argue that this is a VERY great photo 😍😳

Rip I missed it 😔

Lowkey have an itch to do a SoulSilver playthrough with all the Pokopia and FireRed/LeafGreen content on my social feeds lately :3

Gimme