Literally, every time I have to see that man look at his Fourth Reich city miniatures.

Where’s the lie?

#trumparch

The president of the united states is talking about nuking an entire civilization at 7am in the morning, but I’m supposed to be worried about which student loan repayment plan I’m being forced to choose?

Trump says he’s talking to someone “very nice” in Iran and that they sent him “a very big” present. Folks, has the president been catfished??

The Onion headline: Newly sentient Metaverse uses legs to jump off the roof of Silicon Valley headquarters.

Hold up, if DK Country was created by a British studio, is Diddy Kong the archetypal chav?

I went and picked up my dog’s ashes today, I miss him so much, I keep expecting to just seem him walking around in the sun in the morning when I open up the back patio door.

I fuckin miss my dog

Usually on a scale of zero to Lieutenant Commander Data, I’m somewhere around Spock.

How can you have a living being be part of your life for 15 years, and it not affect you?

My dog died, I’m not handling it well. This shit is so hard

Never expected this to happen but the Acast guy has surpassed the early 2000s “Next on HBO” guy for whitest sounding guy.

It could be like one of those Roman Catholic reliquaries in Europe. There could be pieces of cloth from his “knockout suit” but they add up to way more than one suit’s worth of fabric.

I found the perfect policy platform for running for president in 2028: Convert Trump’s ballroom project into a King Kong style golden cage that Trump can be kept in and marveled at for the rest of his natural life (or until he climbs to the top of one of his favorite skyscrapers.)

Gavin Newsome and former wife and current MAGA has been Kimberly Guilfoyle sprawled out together on Ann Getty’s gaudy rug in garishly decorated San Francisco apartment for a magazine profile photo shoot

I heard Gavin Newsome wants us to “be more culturally normal”

OK sir 🫡 this you though?

And oh btw, for most of us, being our authentic trans/nonbinary selves is the most normal we’ve ever felt in our entire lives.

Dishwasher powder is also superior to pods, for the same reasons plus, the pods skip the pre-wash step; Technology Connections’ YT videos live in my mind now.

Garry’s Mod + EMILYs List = Gary’s List

Pam Bondi looks like more like a brick than I do *hashtag transgender*

I got back on twitter just to post that ICE agents should do seppuku, and then I saw a post from a “leftist hot girl” about why she thinks the R word is OK and how people are being too sensitive. Weird thing to post and double down on. You know what’s not hot girl shit? ableism.

Donny Evans (@iamdonnyevans) 🚨BREAKING: Alex Pretti’s parents have retained Steve Schleicher, a former federal prosecutor who helped Minnesota’s AG team convict Derek Chauvin in the George Floyd murder case. Schleicher—now at Mas...

Alex Pretti’s parents have retained Steve Schleicher, a former federal prosecutor who helped Minnesota convict Derek Chauvin in the George Floyd murder. Schleicher is taking the case pro bono. Renee Good’s family retained Romanucci & Blandin, the firm that represented Floyd’s family.
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The one truly fucked up thing about Circus Peanuts is not even the flavor or the texture, it’s that they are shaped like shelled peanuts, which are not fun to eat whole.

Times are tough, but at least you can always burn your pre-screened credit offers to stay warm.

Has Chris Matthews left New York yet? He better stay away from Central Park.

If you think about it, Mr. Blobby was the archetype for David Brent on The Office, a complete twat who thinks he’s the shit.

some people will do ANYTHING to get out of a debate

I want to be clear, gum violence is never the answer.

Every single White House proof of life picture right now.
#whereistrump

I dunno what it says about me but whenever I see someone out in the wild with a Shadow the Hedgehog sticker on their car I can’t help but think “oh they a freak huh?”

jk I know exactly what is says about me.

Addressing my overall health and my neurodivergent needs has made a huge impact on my quality of life. Now if we can only figure out defeating capitalism next.

I got two vaccines and a blood draw today, that’s 3 different needle pokes, in the past I wouldn’t have been able to get through any of these without severe anxiety.

Kinda proud of myself for getting through it all today ngl.

“I’m literally just being cordial with you Dave”

And this is why you don’t owe men anything just because they tell you an unsolicited compliment.