Perhaps instead of being an asshole you could focus on the fact that Dan was asking the customer for the same respect that Dan’s staff was giving the customer. I highly doubt that Dan’s staff was cursing at the customer.

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Pot… kettle… black….

Older….

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I’m dark but not that dark…..

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Try adding a cape and wide brimmed hat to each ensemble.

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These movies are the equivalent of @thinkdefence.bsky.social’s cheese flops…..