A man and a woman in an office bend over laughing, the man says “hey, I know it’s funny but don’t say anything about Bill’s accident.” The woman replies “I just can’t believe what a moron he is.” “Right?” Says the man. A man approaches the two, we see him from behind say “I know what you two are laughing at.” “Whoah, Bill, hey-“ says the first man We now see Bill. His face is completely torn off, leaving exposed muscles, tears streaming down, he says “ so what, so I was at the mall and Inteiednto make out with the FAO Schwarz talking tree? AS A JOKE. i am not attracted to the tree. As a joke only. ‘Oh, you didn’t know it was going to rip your entire face off?’ No, I didn’t know that. Why would I know that? That’s not a realistic expectation to have, that a children’s robot is going to rip your face clean off like a hand coming out of a glove. That’s not a normal thing that you expect to happen to you.” Bill also has a smudge of black on his shirt. “Your pen exploded in your pocket, Bill.” Says one of his coworkers. “God Damnit!” yells Bill.

Bill’s Accident

Sometimes you really do wonder how folks were raised. Letting a guy harass a woman? I don't need those kinds of angry ghosts.

No injuries, we're looking at small claims court, at best. So, I guess you're right, he could wait two or three years and either spend more than his phone costs or go pro se against someone with enough money to laugh in his face.

I just don't understand folks who think theres a world where the police arrest a white guy for slapping a phone out of a stalker's hands. The people clutching their pearls about this feel like they're taking things a tad too personally and it makes me wonder about their own behavior, you know?

Have fun convincing the District Attorney that a reasonable use of limited prosecutorial resources is pursuing a first time offender who, at most, would get a diversion program and a suspended sentence for a minor altercation with no injuries and a "victim" who was actively harassing a woman.

Theres really folks out there who think that someone shouldn't have slapped the phone out of that fan's hand who was hassling Bayley and some girl? Someone could have slapped the taste out of that guy's mouth and I wouldn't have gotten worked up.

Has he been charged? We've seen Phil commit battery before and I was the first person to call him a piece of shit for it. What he did here was community service.

Honestly, I think calling this "violence" borders on dishonest. It's a mild correction that resulted in, at worst, minor property damage. Can you imagine what would have happened if some asshole had tried to pull this shit with Hawk?

Of course not, because they ONLY do this to women.

Then don't bother folks in public and stick your phone in their faces. You wouldn't expect any different response if you did this to some random girl in a bar. Look at whoever is with Bailey, that woman is hiding her face from the camera. What Phil did wasn't just acceptable, it was right.

Look, I've disliked Punk since the Bush administration but the most Chicago thing he's ever done was slap that asshole's phone out of his hand. Wrestling fans who show up at airports and immediately hassle the women need to get checked. Fuck 'em.

It pains me to say this…but Phil did nothing wrong here.

Becoming increasingly radicalized against qualified immunity every time one of these decisions comes down

Can't imagine why you'd struggle to find enough people in a good paying specialty who don't want to live in...West Virginia.

Someone in my neighborhood must be friends with someone who owns an Enzo because I've seen one parked on the street half a dozen times in the last couple years.

Waiting for mine to come in the mail.

It's not the language barrier, Sara, its that your 5 year old son's mom is a piece of shit and those tend to raise other pieces of shit.

Could you imagine going back in time to when he became famous during the OJ trial and trying to tell someone "this guy is going to link up with the kinds of folks who own a copy of the Turner Diaries to defend Israel"? They'd have called you an ambulance and asked if you could smell burning toast.

"If I want to fuck kids at home and have unqualified support for killing them abroad what choice do I have but to leave the Democratic Party for the one place where the rape and murder of children is not only tolerated but celebrated?"

Dunked on this yesterday but in reality the first order of business needs to be punishment. I'm not kidding. We can't start fixing anything until we punish, and punish hard, the people who put us here. That needs to be done to send a message. And if we don't punish, nothing else will matter.

I have negative patience for "it's not fair" what is fair about the nearly impenetrable supermajorities republicans built in the NC or WI state legislatures and their current president thinks it is illegal for him to lose elections

fuck outta here

unless and until republicans agree to a ceasefire in the form of strict anti-gerrymandering provisions: fuck them to hell, squeeze every last drop of blood from the stone, lock them out of every seat you can

Could you imagine if you were a whole village of Kevin Harts and all of a sudden Andre the Giant walked up with an ax and somehow Danny Devito killed him with an olive pit or something? You'd write an epic poem about it. You'd carve it into a mountain.

Giants used to actually exist but they aren't discoverable in the archeological record because they were just giants compared to premodern agriculturalists, i.e., Dutch people

Why not just say Young Lion?

yeah i absolutely believe this

Because they also know in their bones that if they were in the kind of primitive society they're lionizing they'd have died of exposure for being a stubborn asshole.

It bears repeating that historically, the #1 thing that keeps people alive in hard times and disasters is “the ability to play well with others”

Man...fuck THAT guy.

No less than four things immediately sprung to mind and every single one of them let me know that this is a trap.

I generally don't buy the idea that conspiracies are wide ranging, detailed plans. They're a push with certain inevitable outcomes. If Wilson wants to get into WWI he doesn't have to do anything more than let boats like the Lusitania carry both ammo and Americans, eventually you get a hit.