draw whatever makes you happy, sweetie :3
... eugh. not that shit tho. what the fuck. draw what i want. i'm out of here.
Posts by Alan Ursus
Shake it off!
Commission for @banditkir.bsky.social
it's mating season for bears!! make sure you knock up your bear buddies π»β€π¦
commission for @breadbearsmells.bsky.social
Check out my new PET. it sits. It stays. It even does complex math. Commodore PET. An animal in the office.
I love being able to do character revisits... here's the first comm I did for her in 2023!
pizzaback "the author's barely disguised fetish" is the 2020s version of "were they on drugs when they made this?! XD"
He loves taking photos and candids are his favorite! Thoughβ¦ sometimes itβs hard to go unnoticed when your penis is out.
AMAZING ART BY @bedtimebuck.bsky.social Go commission him NOW!
Tired old man dick slip. Save me tired old man dick slip.
TY is riding a bicycle. The tire is punctured by a sharp object and it begins to leak air. TY says "Can things get any worse?" A thought bubble appears with a distorted image of Morrissey's face and the lyrics of "This Charming Man" layered on top of each other to the point of illegibility. TY shouts "GET OUT OF MY HEAD, MORRISSEY!!"
flat
LaocoΓΆn, and her two sons~
a woman that vaguely looks like princess di is standing their with half her skeleton showing and half her organs showing through her skin. up the top of the screen is user interface (menus and a line of icons including a skull, body parts, organs, a male and female symbol, etc). to the right of the menu are the words 'skeletal system'.
bodyworks, title screen, dos (1993) www.mobygames.com/game/235691/...
headline: "Hungry Like the Wolves Theme Park Attraction Garners Controversy as Suski Animatronic Hits On Park Guests" a family of beavers stands in front of an animatronic display of sock puppet TY and SUSKI. the SUSKI animatronic says to the father of the family: "hey, you there with the fanny pack! what say you and me blow this joint and go on a more thrilling ride?" the dad bashfully replies: "who, me?"
Easter.mp4
I love a handsome space animal
π¨ @cooperotter.bsky.social
Prismari, the Inspiration.
For Magic the Gathering-Secrets of Strixhaven.
Artwork sized "11.5. x "16.5 / 29cm x 41cm. Acrylic on artboard. Publishing copyright; Wizards of the Coast.
Art editor Aliana Rood.
Original artwork sold.
#TransDayOfVisibility π³οΈββ§οΈ
Top, left to right: left: Sam in his 20s, wearing an orange print shirt with round glasses and an afro. right: Sam in his 50s, wearing a white short sleeve shirt and an orange/yellow striped tie. Bottom, left to right left: Hudson in his 20s is smirking, he has slightly more facial hair and a small mowhawk. he's wearing a flaming print shirt. right: Hudson in his 50s, looking more cranky. he has tinted shades and a green polo with an onion on the chest.
young buck to old head
BEARS BEARS BEARS
hey let's touch dicks
Omg! Huge shoutout to San Francisco, CA! Ocean Beach, you crushed it! π
Tomodachi Life has no filter in it btw
Youtube Thumbnail for the video "Fat, Loud, and VERY Opinionated" by Girl With The Dogs. The image in the thumbnail is of a white cat that appears upset.
New thumbnail for furries to appropriate just dropped
HELL YEAH!!!
a bunch of punks standing in a group, one with a skull jacket, a couple bare chested, facing off with haggar, diagonal strap across chest, holding a pipe(?), pointing with his other hand. they are on a train.
final fight, print ad, art (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/5088/fi...
i tried that vhs filter that's been goin around
Polyphemus, coming back home, and finding Nobody in his cave.