And use soap. Hand sanitizer is no good against norovirus.

He spits us out every morning around sunrise. You're overreacting.

So you are saying that confirmation bias can make anything a Christmas movie?

Whatever it is I don't want to imagine two of them.

I'm the guy who was actually listening to Tool while reading this skeet.

😂

Almost certainly those "colleagues" are begging him to use his platform.

Image of labubu doll labeled labubu next to image of spiky labubu doll labeled lakiki

::slowly stands while clapping::

With so many Americans a paycheck away from homelessness, we may not be far from a let-them-eat-cake moment.

Asking for the Epstein files? Publically funded healthcare?

To those going, I'd advise avoiding the "West-Russia Hunting Excursion", however.

The article doesn't dismiss Covid but the trend predates Covid and Covid doesn't, at least directly, cause traffic accidents and fentanyl overdoses. It's just one of the factors. They suggest there are separate underlying causes.

Heartbreaking.

Better than him in the White House basement (aka PEOC) talking about nuclear weapons.

The headline could appear in the Onion. The times we live in.

But only you know that you aren't about to leave again.

Count me as one who didn't know this. Thanks for sharing.

"Forgot your 6-digit code? Click here for 6-digit code to recover your 6-digit code." 6-digit Code Inception.

Happy Anniversary. Make sure you cap it at noon. No need to become a UFA yourself.

Just an awkward silence as tanks from the era of fighting against Nazis roll by.

“Double me!”

You know I can’t resist a good language development video, which is why this one from shshshayla on TT jumped right to the top my list for sharing this week.

Thread 🧵

Just like doctor metrics, production quality ≠ actual quality. If you record it, we're here for it.

Seeing what you don't want is often a great start to writing what you do want.

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

Maybe let's show some respect for the working Canadian who is going to have to clean that up. There are better, more productive, (and classier) ways to direct our energy.

But will this impact the age at which Canadian children learn the concept of a dozen relative to American children?

Red Angel Dragnet - The Clash

請不要將食物帶入圖書館 食物殘渣會引來老鼠 老鼠會在圖書館學習知識 考上大學 接著取代你

Lol this sign

"Do not bring food into the library

Food residue will attract mice
Mice will acquire knowledge in the library
Get into university
Then replace you"

😂

Sid's inner kid.

Pettey happy.