George at Asda sell some absolutely barmy ones, they have committed to the bit.
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One of the bombastic warning cards from Channel 5 era Celebrity Big Brother that says: Be prepared for HIGHLY OFFENSIVE language constantly throughout, aggressive and intense confrontations, adult and sexual themes, and possible flashing images.

BBC NEWS: Be ready to be shocked and offended at university, students told.

Well yes because apparently you're wearing a children's tie?

It's on when I'm round at my parents' house and I don't think I've ever paid attention to it until tonight where it was like a live action Scooby Doo

Grace on ITV is absolutely ridiculous. This is what people think Hollyoaks is like.

Not been through there on the bus in ages but the announcement used to say "Vestry Road" noticeably quieter than the other stops and it always unnerved me about this one street in Camberwell that has some kind of dread and darkness overhanging its name.

As long as it doesn't need camera permissions.

I saw another interview where he as much as said he's not allowed to talk about it, but you'd think that'd be useful context to interested readers if the journalist has been told similar.

Google Play Store page for plop - poop tracker and analyzer from The Plop Company LLC

Wonder what the in-app purchases are.

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“abandoned by the referee" could be read as the referee decided that it should be abandoned OR that the referee just went home or something

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Today's News box on Twitter reports: "Margaret Thatcher Ended UK's Free School Milk Program for Primary Schools"

Why is BBC News not reporting this?

This is coincidentally how I tell people their fly is open.

Good game! I thought you might be on a river cruise.

Are you in the Rhine river basin?

Daily Mirror front page: Family Feud Exclusive - Spite Wedding. Sister-in-law chucks paint over bride on her big day A BRIDE’S big day was ruined by her sister-in-law hurling black paint over her in a spiteful “revenge” attack. Gemma Monk, 35, was targeted by Antonia Eastwood, who is married to her brother Ashley. Eastwood, left, admitted criminal damage at Maidstone crown court, Kent. But Ashley, who has now disowned his sister, insisted: “There’s more to it.” Photo shows Gemma "after her wedding day attack" with black paint over the side of her face and body

Love that this story of a bride getting paint chucked on her by her sister-in-law made front page national news. It's the type of thing that would happen in Coronation Street and you'd think it was farfetched.

I stand with this all the way. It's funny when shops try to force digital habits on their flesh and blood cashiers, like "Do you want an email receipt?", and the both of you kind of roll your eyes at it.

really gone hardcore against ordering things online. I will actively make my life hard and bad so long as I don't have to make an account and then deal with FUCKING CARDBOARD turning up at my house just to get a thing

Quarter Pounder with Cheese

McCrispy

McPlant

Big Mac

The buns aren't centre in any one of these photos on the UK McDonald's menu.

Silly addendum to this is that the buns are also askew the burger photos everywhere else, but it's not as noticeable because the camera angle compensates.

You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!

They're cowards for not doing this.

Inconvenient old technology: Reading the essay in a magazine

Convenient new technology: Seeing the link and deciding what it says yourself

Remember when The Independent did one that was like "Strictly is as tired as the Blackpool ballroom where they host the final"? Heaven forbid the writer actually watch - or heck, even read the Wikipedia page of - the programme they are being paid to make unsolicited recommendations about!

Why have so many men decided to make their personality type 'delivering sermons about the best basic T-shirt'?

That's the scenario I have in mind, but also wouldn't rule out h*memade b*mb

She's one of the more unlikely figures I have marked as 'Might kill somebody one day'

"Sorry, can you stop a second - Did they just 'fattoush' or 'baba ganoush'?"

Not so great shagging podcasts, but persevere I say