please mario, have mercy

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schwicked, yeah i suppose MM makes more sense because of how much is being packed into multiple of the same three days

i feel like this could either be Half-Life or Majora's Mask ...

the best thing about mamdani doing something is realizing "wait mayors can just do that?"

the second best thing is seeing people twist themselves into pretzels to pretend any of this is somehow bad

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

Besides the worst metaphor that anyone has ever heard, yes, you absolutely could turn the Titanic around overnight, it does not take 8+ hours to turn a boat around. The failure of the Titanic was not that it was impossible to avoid, it was extremely possible, they just refused to listen to warnings.

ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice

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I swear these people would vote for Trump if he put on a fake mustache and ran as a Dem.

Experts Warn America Will Need Restart Before Any Potential Updates Can Take Effect

Experts Warn America Will Need Restart Before Any Potential Updates Can Take Effect hard-drive.net/experts-warn...

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO

this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

Nothing to see here folks, just a sitting president investing in two companies whose merger he claims sole authority to approve or reject. Totally normal! 🙃

he won't shut up about ice cream

Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor WASHINGTON—Calling her actions “indefensible,” Vice President JD Vance stated Thursday that Renée Good was brainwashed by the Bible into loving thy neighbor. “The fact of the matter is that Renée Good...

Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor

Report: That Was Very Stupid Thing To Say

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Feeld says: Wanker liked you! And they've shared a private message for the chosen few. Have a peek on their profile 👉

nah i'm good

Now here it is: in color!

The people of Minneapolis are going to be out there icing up sidewalks and streets like Macauley Culkin.

ideas guy: i have an idea and i want you to draw it

artist: well >>I<< have an idea and i want YOU to draw it

ideas guy: aw shit he did the switcheroo

(he's now at a table holding his head, sweating, surrounded by sketches and books to learn to draw anatomy)

Comic. Standard 16-Part Epoxy. [Epoxy applicator with multiple labeled chambers in different colors: resin; hardener; filler, softener; rosin; stuff that bonds permanently to skin and nothing else; stuff that will turn white and crack over a few days, for decorative appearance; placebo; minced duct tape; acetone Fragrance; powdered bar magnets; polyethylvinylesteracetate; 2-polyethylvinylesteracetate; salt and pepper to taste; blood sample from the Gorilla Glue gorillas; stuff that bonds to every known material except yours]

16-Part Epoxy

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Dilbert says to Scott Adams "father please do me the mercy of destroying me." Dilbert grabs Scott Adams by the shoulders and insists "father, please" He hands Adams a pistold and says "I yearn for non-existence." He angrily goads Adams by shouting "DO IT! DO IT YOU PUSSY!" Adams shakes and cries as he points the gun at his creation.

RIP Scott

one of scott adams best posts

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