Some of the fantastic bots you can expect to see this weekend at BBBxLHG: Big Bot Bash! Kicks off 1pm Saturday at LHG Taproom and is free to spectate, awesome food and drink on offer :)

The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

“Over on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh.

Shh.

When you're 6'3", you and short ladies at the grocery store have an unspoken understanding. It's the social contract.

21 gun salute for bonnie, who is going to have sex tonight and doesn’t accept criticism or roasts from people who invest in cryptocurrency. may we all find the courage to follow the path she’s forged for us

Dagoth Ur on a very emasculating throne exclaiming that "Your AI slop bores me"

Chalmers looking at skinner on the sinking titanic

Skinner on the sinking titanic giving a thumbs up

I’ve had this in my head all day

Monty Python’s The Bishop YouTube video by Cathode Ray Terrors

Why demand a pope be tough on crime when we already have The Bishop?

youtu.be/iqgaX_skm8w?...

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

dad: so whats the deal with the war

me: *speaks for 5 min*

dad: wow that is an impressive analysis

me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert

dad: oh whats their name

me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth

*talking to teenage militant atheist self*

current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church

teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government

current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

A starfield filled with thousands of stars and shining clouds of dust. The Milky Way\u2019s elegant spiral structure is dominated by just two arms wrapping off the ends of a central bar of stars. Spanning more than 100,000 light-years, Earth is located along one of the galaxy\u2019s spiral arms, about halfway from the center. Credit: NASA

OH. MY. GOD.

THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

Happy Dead Thatcher Burn In Hell Day everyone

Jesus, dying on the crucifix- "From now on... refer to this time... as Eas-..."

Everyone- "...Eas?"

*two days later*

Jesus, emerging from the tomb- "Eas NUTS ayy lmao"

I always forget Kevin Eldon was the Coffin

Good Friday
Jesus is Fucking Dead Saturday
Easter Sunday

MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend?

SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern

At some point, we WILL have an accident, and that's a promise! 🤕

Every once in a while, I still think about this scene from the King of the Hill reboot, which was fantastic. And that comes from someone who grew up with the show.

"It's nice to be nice." Such a simple and effective message.

Hey. My wife and I saw you from across the bar and she wants to kill you with a gun. Like in real life so you’d die for real, maybe instantly. Please say yes please don’t blow this for me

Sometimes, the system works.

I hate Keir Starmer. Repost if you also hate Keir Starmer

J.K. Rowling uses Harry Potter wealth to fund anti-transgender organization This is where "Harry Potter" profits are going.

if Anita Bryant was still alive and promoting Florida orange juice, you couldn't pay me enough to drink it. how is Harry Potter any different?
here is a timeline of JK Rowling's transphobia: web.archive.org/web/20241225...
& here is where her HP money is going: www.advocate.com/news/jk-rowl...

I made a papercraft just for this

I don't really think your opinion on Harry Potter has any intrinsic moral valence, but c'mon, you should really not be giving Rowling money or attention if you care at all about trans rights, y'know? She's not an author with bad opinions, she's a full-time political activist who used to write books.

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

Don't make me type out what this is it'll make me too sad 😥

when i take my pizza out of the oven and it falls face down

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal:

If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people.

That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

The life of an artist:

British clocks changing being slightly out of sync with America means I may briefly be able to watch some Tombo streams live and that it is possibly the most exciting thing going on in my life right now