@footballcliches.bsky.social I know it looks "cool as you like"

But can something this well constructed and clearly "straight off the training ground" really be effortless?!

Any blues who threatened it, actually but a 'burner' phone for season tickets?

Sticky Korean chicken and rice from the walk through. Unreal.

Wouldn't disagree with that but he probably should have been took off for me. We needed a change and every sub was like for like

Just had the pressure of a taxi home with a Nigerian driver. Apparently they hate the yak! I loved him enough for the both of us

Everton are a mere 2 James Garner clones from being ready for the season

Anyone struggling to update season ticket on Samsung/Android I had success by just going back to the original season ticket download email and pressing the link again. Didn't need to remove from wallet first. #EFC

Never change Everton aye

Not sure to be honest but wouldn't fancy it there today. Carnage apparently over the cup tickets

And they've put no effort in to the design this year 😂

He had to collect it apparently. They emailed and said it was ready at some point.

My dad got his today

Who now

Tim Iroegbunam. A PSR loop hole. A quick agreement when we sold Onanna to give us and Villa a bit of financial leeway. 2 years later and Lewis Dobbin has disappeared off the face of the earth and we're starting Tim in the premier League. Jesus Christ Everton

Look I'm not one to get dragged in to a social media spat, but no you haven't said it you're right. Had you said, balanced game, we got lucky with that decision then your opinion would be more respected.

Says a lot that we are accepting we deserved nothing yet they can't accept good fortune played is part.

And Dan James skying a shot and being awarded a corner. Fact is, you can't beat 12 men. We've seen it too many times.

Yeah Alcaraz will be a perennial bench warmer I think. The type who gets better the less we see if him. Think Bernard and Danjuma.

Our academy has been mismanaged for years, if he signed in 2017 when we had the chance he wouldn't be the same player.

Had this last week with someone, the 'be careful' shout was probably more aimed at people calling for a project manager (Potter) who would have had us down. Moyes was the careful option, but it's been a huge success. My opinion anyway.

Ha you're not wrong there. He'll certainly add something for us so I'm all for it as a signing.

I like him, but think there's probably better available for £30 mil. But then Beto cost that so maybe not.

His agent is a genius to be honest. He's played a blinder with the Ipswich move and the buy out clause. if he went back to city you wouldn't bat an eye lid and if he went to Leeds the same

I don't disagree, he had to go. Think we had to be a bit careful on who came in myself that's all.

To be fair mate, they were right. Moyes was the careful option in baby ways. The people who wanted rid of dyche for Potter for example probably would have seen us down.

Cheers Stu. Going to be a hard one tomorrow.

Feel so conflicted about tomorrow. On one hand I can't wait, on the other I'm filled with dread. Excited to welcome in the new, not quite ready to mourn the past. Either way the Everton we know, football as we know, dies tomorrow. We need to properly enter the new age, but I'll miss it.

Tournedos Rossini. Definition of exuberance.

I mean it's equally brilliant and depressing. Diana Ross at the 94 world cup levels of missing the target not having a home shirt like this all season

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