Literally 32 years and 1 day old I had to start shaving my ears

Pickup polo game in the park. BYOH but we'll have a couple fcfs loaner horses

A pavingstone 50cm away from a pavingstone-shaped hole in a stone paveway

Yahaha! You found me!

Lightning in the shape of a 3

Now in the shape of a 2

Hey guys is it bad if the lightning is counting down

fr I posted a Young Pope reaction gif last week (that I had to make myself) before this all popped off

What an exhausting time to be a (the?) Young Pope megafan

"you gotta do these things to stay sane," I said to myself. But just being insane in a meaningless way

shit I forgot to play video games

anything but the bagel seasoning

First take your big problems and break them down into small problems. Then lament at your many problems.

That's a fae activation phrase

Troubling

Offbrand Crocodile Dentist and a screwdriver

took 30 years but I finally took one of these apart. Still don't know how it works.

kids today don't even know Fred Astaire didn't dance with a vacuum

(lying to my 2yo): No, it's not funny to glue things to babies

The Baffled Contessa

🕳️🧎 You okay down there?

💀

A angry cat wearing lacy bib that says "I heart it" and holding a knife and fork, preposterously photoshopped

Italian guarantee stamp

I was going to get dinner from a Greek place but they're closed for Easter. It answers one question but makes this box from last time even more baffling

that's's subway's

subway

The back says "DON'T"

Is it illegal to wear a shirt that says "SELL ME DRUGS"?

In the mid-2000s TV on the Radio were at the vanguard of the emerging Williamsburg indie scene. One of their high-profile fans was David Bowie, who agreed to sing on Province, a track from Return to Cookie Mountain, their celebrated 2006 album. "First off, he was the coolest," says Adebimpe, grinning as he recalls how his bandmate Dave Sitek, a noteworthy producer in his own right, pounced on the opportunity to ask Bowie to be on their record once he heard that he was a fan. "He was wearing a Tommy Hilfiger short-sleeve collar jacket, cargo shorts and socks, and New Balance sneakers. That was one of the first things I noticed: he was dressed like a European dad on vacation," he says.

an incredible optical illusion 🤯

Is that a whole dollar?

No, no, sure the planet has life but it's just plants and bugs and stuff. Nothing that resembles us.

I want roll infinitely many dice of impossible shapes

fn+shift+del

None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. We're locked in here together! 🤗