I won an award because I saw 92 shows at the comedy festival.

Went on a tour with Coco the Time Travelling Tart at the NGV. 🤩

Me at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival's "Big Four-Oh!"

Comedy!

Comedians Auditioning for Musicals is always the best night of the comedy festival.

I've seen 60 shows at the MICF. My personal favourites have been Kate Dehnert, Frankie McNair, and Elf Lyons.

Congratulations on quitting* smoking, Anthony Albanese!

(*Limiting to 3 cigarettes per hour)

Last night instead of "10 Comedians for $10," I saw Club Club's ambitious/deranged "100 Comedians for $10!"

Fin McLachlan

Went to Groundhog Day Night where every comedian did the same set. It was unforgettable! (because we re-lived it over and over and over)

25th Opening Night Awards 26th Careers Night 27th Femmes & Thems 28th Anyone's Game 29th Groundhog Day Night Ever been at a gig where you feel like you're watching the same set over& over but you just can't prove it? April 1st 100 Comedians for $10

Look at the incredible nonsense happening at Theory Bar.

Many Melburnians have four colour-sensing cone cell types in their eyes (unlike most mammals' two or tree), giving them vision into the UV range, and (presumably) a much richer experience of colour. Melburnian fashion that appears dull blacks to us likely appear resplendent to other Melburnians.

Kate Dehnert "Echo"

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I see lots of comedy shows. This one is brilliant. Go see it before it sells out. It's only in a small room.

Grace Jarvis

Lena Moon

Yesterday I set myself up at the Lunch Room at Town Hall and saw Grace Jarvis at 7:40, and Lena Moon at 9. I recommend you do that too! #MICF

Kate Dehnert "Echo"

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I see lots of comedy shows. This one is brilliant. Go see it before it sells out. It's only in a small room.

Everyone's moving Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan in together to be "room-mates," right?

Tim Batt

Rhys Mathewson

Melbourne International Comedy festival has started! Tonight I saw back-to-back Kiwis at the Motley Wherehaus. Tim Batt and Rhys Mathewson's shows were both great.

Why do they want to paint another person's house? It's cute!

Mad Max characters, including The People Eater who has little holes cut in his suit to show off his pierced nipples.

Should I get my nipples pierced now, or should I first wait till we run out of petrol?

Melbourne has a big Italian community, why haven't they made an M-shaped pasta for Melbourne yet?

What country Victoria revealed about my Chinese grandfather's secret past Genealogy is an addictive hobby but unlocking family secrets — and dealing with the fallout — can change your life.

Genealogy is an addictive hobby but unlocking family secrets — and dealing with the fallout — can change your life.

ABC News: "We understand Pauline Hanson has been speaking at the One Nation event. Let's bring you some of that now."

Pauline Hanson: [incomprehensible swamp monster noises]

Yeah, sounds about right to be honest... #AusPol #SAParli #SAVotes

I didn't know Pauline Hanson could make noises that low.

This candidate is in prison, this candidate is under house arrest, this candidate is wanted in UK for assault. What is going on over in South Australia??

AIUMALE OF WAR
LEST WE FAUGCT

Ad on tiktok for a t-shirt that depicts an alligator in an ICE cap with a caption "Ready to serve"

Getting the weirdest ads for ANZAC Day merch.

Lift Off made me think frill-necked lizards were going to be a bigger part of my life.

So lucky to have a friend who can hook me up with all this. She's trained Otis so well!

Sam Campbell and an AI generated Ricky Gervais

Sam Campbell knows this

No, I've never shot arrows from horseback before, but I'm gay, how hard can it be? 🎯

No, I've never shot arrows from horseback before, but I'm gay, how hard can it be? 🎯