wasn’t this supposed to kill twitter

why does this look like jerma

god I hate when they make me recalibrate the semen detector

his tinder profile vs what he actually looks like

that face he makes when he wants cuddles, food, or sex

Stop Making Sex

has bluesky gotten to this yet or is it too soon

writing my bluesky drafts on my hand in permanent marker

no image has brought me as much joy as this

does anybody have a twitter invite code?

getting arrested for going to an oppenheimer screening wearing nothing but the hat