Eating is bad for my digestive system and I'm fed up (no pun) of it.

I need proton pills or a USB charger port fitting to alleviate the need.

During the prep or while he's eating it?

Oh lucky you, I have an almost identical pic on an equally lovely day.

Gorgeous*boop

Garden msotly done. I've caught Mavis digging out the raised beds that have been seeded to make a nest for herself in the sunshine. #TwattyDog

Just about put the house back in order now the boiler chaps are gone.

Bssn and cut MiL's front hedge for her.

Need a card and some wrapping paper.

One thinks of the quote about being attacked by Geoffrey Howe as being "Savaged by a dead sheep"

When you imagine Starmer and any sort of human emotion in the same sentence.

Theres more life, emotional bredth and expressiveness in a clothes shop mannequin with its arms snapped off.

York woman, 86, convicted after car insurance typo The pensioner was criminally prosecuted after she had written one wrong number plate letter.

Yeah a basic typo we could all make but her family state that they realise and accept that she has reached a level where she can't cope with basic admin anymore.
Their solution is to help her with the admin, not to get her to stop driving.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I get that totally, Mrs SB was with the IAM for a few years and it seemed to be about driving as fast as lawful on whatever road, seemingly because you are *advanced.
I was genuinely frightened in the car with her belting along some quieter and more winding roads because that's what IAM said to do.

Sounds good, hoping our new one will do the same.

We've had the system fully flushed and a filter fitted as part of the new one so touch wood we'll be good from now on.

Killy you, Death by Kilmarnock. 😂😂😂. Should read Kills you

I am holding a short section of grey PVC pipe fitted by DrainDoctor to fix a leaking pipe several years ago. Looking through it there is no light whatsoever, let alone water, passing through. Expensive lesson learned on reputable and less so plumbing services locally. Background of the picture is my out of focus living room.

The culprit for Boilergeddon. Apparently this sort of stuff should never be used on closed systems like central heating as it is porous to air (answers another question), it retains & clogs up with all the little bits of crud in the pipes, like a furred up artery killy you.

DrainDoctor fitted it.

I'm the only one here, I've just shaved my head and had to video the finished article to make sure I've not missed a bit.

The attitude is always: Right now you've passed your test you can learn to drive properly.

Water going off again for most of today to sort out the awkward radiator. Perfect timing for a good dose of upset stomach and needing to drink copiously for a blood test later this morning.

My blood is apparently quite shy unless well watered first 😉

Hello

The Trent Song

Him? open.spotify.com/track/4B0H3h...

You've ruined my life 😅, I'm going through names like a chainsaw through tulips.

That is a horror film I'd pay double to watch.

No Steven, I am not swapping my swiss roll for that pathetic head of broccoli! On your way now.

Happy housey anniversary.

Just watched Daughter's wedding video, it is absolutely lovely and edited beautifully we've all had a little cry watching it.

Sam, the videographer, is one hell of a talent.

Bugger 'em.

Seems to be a trend today for pictures of *me wearing glasses.

S'in me avatar.

Bugger

#SAFC. Hell of a game to listen to but to get it back to 3-3 then concede in injury time.

Still, it made the afternoon in work swim by nicely.

Good shouts for The Blues Brothers too.

Ferris Buellers day off.
Anything by Mel Brooks.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
A good biblical epic.

Maybe it's a clinker cleaner moving in to scrape off his undercarriage, and that's why he's stood like he's hilariously straddling 2 drifting apart boats in an episode of Last of the summer wine.

Sunderland are 1 point from mathematical safety in the Premiership.

Blyth would need to both lose by 10 goals to a lower placed rival and their cross town rivals win by 15 clear goals next week to send them down.

First time in years I'm not seeing one or the other change division.

Lovely photo

Oooh yeah, a little slice of heaven.

I could VERY happily retire to/around Alnwick. Amble is a bit of a yearning too.

Sudden influx of Arsenal followers after slating their fan dirge.

Either they're not reading what's written or I've said what they're all thinking and they want me as their leader(*) 😂😂😂😂😂

(*) Ain't happening lads 😉