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Nah, this place is utter tedious. I’m out.

She got caught being a lying grifter and essentially got cancelled.
Currently pretending to write a crime novel while hanging out at her town council doing some work experience.
Still unable to take any responsibility for her past behaviour.
Grifting? Completed it mate!

Sadly that was one of many Jack Monroe lies.

Sadly that was just another one of her many lies.

Why you do hate the US so much ?

See I’m just sitting here now waiting for the next chapter, you can’t leave me hanging like this Saty, come on, tell me all about the jolly japes I’ve been up to while being a double agent spy of the underworld!

You really are slow, I muted you on Twitter, over a year ago.
Now I’m just currently amused you think I’m some racist wingnut, who probably thinks area51 has alien spaceships.
I’ve still not unpacked my books so this fiction will keep me going for a few hours.
Fancy a pint? 😆

I have no idea who this Julie is, feel free to enlighten me so I know if my character is supposed to like her or not.

Ringing any bells ?
I did mute you because you got very tedious.
So as it’s been over a year I have zero clue what all your current drama is.
If you’re going senile, then that’s ok, I’ll play at being TS, except I’ll not be a tin foiled hat wearing racist conspiracy nut job!

And do you member the username of the person who had a long dialogue with a JM fan 🧦 regarding having a pint in Edinburgh, it would be over a year now, because that’s when I deleted that twitter account. If you do remember, you’d know that user, ie, me was Scottish and female.

‘Him’ not them. Was it not obvious from the gendering who I was referring to ?
There is no denial, just confusion.
Ps. Montepuchiano. 🍷

I’m sorry you need to catch me up here? I think you think I have a better understanding of all the people in this than I do, one min you are saying I’m making some kind of threat, now you say thank you ?
I think I might need to crack open a bottle of wine at this rate.

Oh I definitely remember him & the whole group ‘drama’ nonsense from Twitter, I swear there where about 7 or 8 accounts but at least half where shitposting 🧦s just trying to up the theatrics.

This is obviously all some high drama that I’ve missed, either fill me in or do one.
Ps. I’m Scottish, so what other vernacular would I fucking use?

‘Threatening and sinister’, are you on crack right now ?
That’s obviously all my own words, but your odd tinfoiled interpretation of them is on another planet.

Honestly, I do remember Saturn from my old now defunct Twitter account, had him on mute as I couldn’t be arsed with his brand of crap.
But he definitely has got me very wrong indeed.

I think you genuinely are confused.

Eh?

Oh no missed that.
Very interesting indeed.
Definitely one who likes to employ socks 🧦 to stir up ‘action’ around his targets.
About time the tables were turned.

Haha. Nothing wrong with sharing theories if you have the self awareness to know that’s all they are.
Never go full tattle!!

Just keep opening her big gob and spout more shite than ever.
A pr person would have stepped in on that coins in the bath photo shoot. But she was too greedy to share & thought she knew better.
She is beyond redemption now.

That article really put the boot into her, people were already talking about the amount of lies that she had dropped over the years, then that. She would have been smarter if she had employed someone to take over her social media & pr. she could have used her name as a brand, but no she had to ..

Makes you wonder how much of that was straight up donations (ie scammed) v ‘earnings from books etc.

How many times has he been on the cusp of buying her a flat ? 😆
She will inherit before that ever happens.

They suffer from a lot of confirmation bias, yet they are no better than chance at guessing things. For every correct thing on the wiki think how many other theories they chundered through, it kind of explains the 600 pages v the 10 or so on the wiki.

Exactly, the political world is particularly brutal right now and escapism can be healthy for a short time.

Oh totally, they give away more than they realise the longer they are there.
It’s just one bit shitposting place, which is fine if you are honest about it.

Ah but you see that conversation did happen.
Not my fault if you still can’t remember it.
Now fuck of because I really am done with you, you have served your purpose.

Ah but we are the sad side characters remember.
My Xmas hols have kicked off so I’ll blast the socials for a week or two then it’s back to the grind. Even short form chat is enough to keep the life/socials balance.

Ah yes, I remember that level of chat for a bit.
I’d say if you are baws-deep in a 600 long form chat about one person you definitely have time for luxury beliefs.
Ps. Everyone lies, it’s the size and purpose of the lie that is important, some of them are not as anon as they think.