Maybe it’s the old man soul that’s in me, but cars shouldn’t be allowed to be modded where they sound like it’s about to explode.

I don’t want to hear all of that popping noises from your car.

Texas Tech DL David Bailey, a likely Top 5 pick, runs a 4.51 40 👀

Why JPJ?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!

Why you prove everyone right omg

Ian Cunningham said at his presser "we're going to be a completely different team moving forward," and I for one am going to hold him to that

Baker Mayfield tweeting about how Kevin Stefanski never called him after he was shipped out

THE BOYS R FIGHTING

Falcons interview ex-Cardinals passing game coordinator Drew Terrell for OC After helping to craft one of the league’s most prolific passing attacks in 2025, Terrell could be in line for a new role.

After serving as the passing game coordinator for Jacoby Brissett's 2025 air show in Arizona, Drew Terrell has interviewed for the Falcons offensive coordinator job, per @rapsheet.bsky.social

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A new OC for Justin Herbert. A great spot for Mike McDaniel and his family, with the added bonus of his wife being from California.

Kevin Stefanski is the new Falcons head coach Atlanta’s 14th full-time head coach will be tasked with getting the Falcons back to winning ways while elevating the offense.

Per Adam Schefter, the Falcons are hammering out a deal to bring Kevin Stefanski to Atlanta

The ex-Browns head coach will take on the daunting task of turning a team with eight straight losing seasons into a winner

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🥳

Good W Falcons. Fire Morris and Zac. Hire Matty Ice.

Tell that Zatarain’s team that their bitch asses are next!

next step: do it vs the bad QBs

Oh my god Bijan Robinson just ripped off a 93 yard touchdown run

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Bijan 93 yards!!!! 21-0 Falcons

WE STILL WANT RAHEEM FIRED

PICK SIX JESSIE BATES

I’ll slap tf outta Joe Buck

Falcons vs. Seahawks: A look at the series history going into 2025 Seattle leads the series, but the biggest wins belong to Atlanta.

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I am so tired of the Atlanta Falcons

49ers were moving easily when they were getting the ball out quickly, but Mac Jones slowed down a beat and the pressure forced some misses

Two quick punts to start this one off

Secret Superstars 2025: The Divine epicenter of Atlanta’s killer defense This Falcons defense has been incredibly fun to watch this season, and Divine Deablo is a big part of that.

Divine Deablo is more than a great name. The veteran linebacker has been a revelation for the Falcons defense, and @dougfarrar.bsky.social breaks down why Deablo's been such a great fit for a burgeoning Falcons defense

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we really broke a broomstick off in Josh Allen with 1 WR, half a TE, and two hellcat SRTs named Bijan and Tyler.

the NFL is going to drug test our entire organization tomorrow, starting with Arthur Blank.

Here we go.

Penix throws a pick six

Falcons injury report:
Limited: WR Darnell Mooney (shoulder), WR Drake London (shoulder), S DeMarcco Hellams (hamstring), EDGE James Pearce Jr. (groin), CB Billy Bowman Jr. (shoulder)
DNP: WR Jamal Agnew (groin), S Jordan Fuller (knee), OL Jack Nelson (calf), WR Casey Washington (concussion)

EXPECTORATING EAGLE EJECTED!

The Indiana Pacers take a 2-1 series lead in the NBA Finals 🔥

Falcons fans, if you haven't read this yet, get to it

The NFL will play seven games overseas across five different countries 🌍

Will you be setting your alarm for these games?