That cute little girl probably had to pay $5000 to stand on the ice and glove tap the Lightning players (Game ticket not included)

In other news, I'm hearing Deco Labels just got a sweet deal on a new jet.

Damn...you triggered my PTSD. Wilson, Swedish Monster, Hughson....

I don't think I have 20 more years, and I won't look back as fondly at the Shanahan era that's for sure.

Yeah, the Ron Wilson/Truculence era was in between then and now. Good times.

2001-2002

Ottawa "unlucky" again

Doug Ford pictured today arriving at the North Etobicoke Home Depot to pick up some BBQ briquettes and pool noodles:

"Y'all got ice hockey up thar in Canadia?"

Cool! We can get Leaf autographs!

"I don't think his head was the point of contact"
*Player immediately holds his head.

"TuRdErAuEU set me loose and now I have to pay my own money to get my tooth fixed !!"

According to the panel, Ottawa lost, Carolina didn't win. Click, hello Dallas and Minnesota.

It's early

Muskoka Airport is about to get a new runway

Pelley announces the Leafs GM search is now down to John Chayka and Xi Ling Xao, a 15 year old math prodigy in his 2nd year at Harvard.

They aren't here to sell jerseys but sadly little Billy McCallister will now have to pay $1200.00 to wave a flag on the ice. (Game ticket not included)

Not even close

Pellsy and R2D2 are running the data models right now.

"I hope they get some different players and stuff"

O-Dog on Leafs dysfunction: 'I actually think the brand is taking a hit' YouTube video by TSN

"R2D2 IS IN THE WAR ROOM!!!"

youtu.be/pwecBGxst_g?...

Yes

He's rim-centric

He's doing a great job right where he is.

The likes of which has never been heard before.