Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.
Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’
Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.
This is the reason the stock market is completely disconnected from the real economy.
BAD NEWS:
Unfortunately, the original bipartisan-supported bill we supported through Senator Mizell’s office was swapped out at the late hour with a bill that does literally nothing to protect survivors.
All support has been pulled. But despite pushback, the bill has advanced out of committee.
The Iceberg Theory, visualized:
People ask me all the time for my favorite Onion headline, and there are like 200 of them, but my favorite recent print headline is easily this:
Everyone in America supports filing their taxes directly with the IRS for free—everyone but Trump & executives at giant tax prep companies like Intuit-TurboTax, who teamed up to cancel Direct File.
(What a coincidence: Intuit donated $1 million to Trump’s inauguration.)
NLRB General Counsel Crystal Carey has moved to end a major labor law case against Amazon, which has also sued to have the entire agency declared unconstitutional.
Before being appointed by Trump, Carey worked at a corporate law firm that represented Amazon.
Connect the dots.
People think being married sucks but when my husband found out I had a migraine, he went to the store to get me Diet Coke, made me poutine & has spent the entire day laying in bed with me watching a show where people competitively build dollhouses. Being married is amazing.
Hanging heavy today 😮💨
you coming over bro? 😋
i've got some big meat for you 🥩
my dick is so big and pretty ✨
Trump is going into an even darker period of his presidency.
MAGA is in freefall. Half his influencers are bailing. White collar workers breaking away. Christians are repulsed.
Yet in crisis, he typically becomes MORE self destructive.
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
(I'm NOT deleting my post below 👇)
Centrists would rather get likes from Nazis on X than face any scrutiny on Bluesky.
Iran,
If you’re listening, please publish the unredacted Epstein files.
Thanks
Variety is so full of SHIT. 💩
Ever since last year’s incredibly divisive review of Sinners, Variety’s reviews of Black films have gotten more traction for their racist bias than they have for the actual reviews themselves.
Who’s going to see You, Me & Tuscany this weekend? I can’t wait! 🤩
Last night’s showdown was a clear victory for Iran and a clear defeat for Trump — although he’ll of course frame it as a victory.
Some thoughts on the bigger picture... robertreich.substack.com/p/how-to-defeat-trump-ev...
THIS SUMS IT UP AS WELL AS ANYONE CAN:
A big part of the authoritarian playbook is war. War takes over the news. War blots out criticism. War divides a nation’s people, subjecting those against it to being called unpatriotic. War grants leaders all sorts of emergency powers. War consumes everything else.
We mustn’t let this war do so.
Thank me.
A reminder that E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G he does is a distraction from the sex crimes he, if there is justice, will be imprisoned for.
On November 3rd, 2026: #AccountabilityIsComing
medusaglare › Artemis I| 7h @ Threads i thought i stopped caring about space. turns out I was just sick of SpaceX, not NASA. • 18.3K Q145 G807ł → 143
Speaking of Threads, this one got me in the feels.
That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress beforehand, or our allies, or coherently explain to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop this.
You could have had free universal healthcare this entire time. The money was always there.
The Moon, seen from Artemis-2.
This view of the Moon from Artemis II is just... WOW!
To those still complaining about Artemis 2:
We spend 100× more on killing people for oil profits, but yeah, NASA’s the problem. 🤦🏽♀️
NASA: $25B
Defense: $901B
That’s 36 NASAs.
Space programs have driven major advancements in science, medicine, and technology, real benefits for humanity.
Are you tired of winning yet?
