Just tell me you don't want me to breathe 😭😭😭

😭

I'm never play Uno No Mercy ever again! Especially with my nephew 💙

😂😂😂

Watching #MarriedtoMedicne. Who didn't taken the paper out the pans before putting the food in them?!!

I put my pot roast in the crock pot at 10am for 8 hrs on low. I WANT TO EAT MY ROAST NOW!!!

Green Tea & Cucumber

Mid-Atlantic

I'm 30.

😢😢😢😢 #WelcometoDerry

This damn song:
"So I'll have that extra something
'Cause I'll know what to wear
So I'll be special and I'll be rare
I'll be something beyond compare
I'll be noticed because I'll wear
A smile and a ribbon in my hair"

This just made me miss my mom.

Sometimes, and today is one of them, I just want to get in the car and just drive from it all.

I'll be watching as soon as I get home.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar

-Oh now you wanna shoot me in my pinky toe!
-You shut the fuck up, Bennie. I would tell you to kiss my ass too, but you probably can't find it you blind motherfucker.
- Benny, you put this orange juice back in here, ain't nothin left but a swallow!

Abundance
Freedom
Achievement

I can never finish a Tyler Perry movie especially if it's a Madea movie. Just FF through a movie I started a couple of weeks ago.

😁😁😁

This is the only way I can eat Tums now.

I dont know how I feel about "All's Fair" yet. Some scenes yes others ehh.

Now I won't be getting any work done.

Uh it's 9 in the morning can we revisit this later? Thanks.

How are men able to fall asleep as soon as their head hit the pillow.

I just lost a spider in my car. The car now needs to be abandoned 😪

Pepsi all day every day.

The country celebrated 200 years 🎆🎇

😭😭😭

My mom taught me to clean before, while, and after I finished.

Garlic