Began my day being startled awake

I don’t know why but I have to do push ups with my eyes closed

It’s very well done, I’m just old

Hillary Clinton walking into an apartment looking shocked

Walking into my 26 year old brother’s victorian gothic apartment

I feel like that’s every time I drink now

I doubled down with Bibimbap

Ate too many birria tacos

Amy Klobuchar and her hair in a blizzard

Minneapolis for the weekend

Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple

Bluesky error message “message from sever: forbidden”

The Bluesky servers have spoken this morning

If I’m even the slightest heavy handed with my half and half pour I have to start all the way over

ALT:

Trying to put just the right amount of cream in my coffee so it’s not too light

Meteorologists during tornado warnings

Gamemakers putting everyone in the Hunger Games arena

ALT:

Netflix hurry up with season 3 of The Boyfriend

Thanks! I’ve almost updated everything the previous owner quick flipped that made the house look awful

Thank you! It was extremely tedious and I never want to do it again but at least it looks good!

We did it Joe. It actually turned out much better than I expected. It will suffice until I gut the kitchen in like 3 years

I walk around my house muttering “I need 11,780” often

Woke up with the Animaniacs Insurrection jingle stuck in my head

I have to like this every week or else I’ll die

ALT:

Me to myself for no reason

I feel like we’re getting dangerously close to him tearing down the Smithsonian and building a replica Volkshalle

a woman with long blonde hair is wearing a colorful t-shirt and a red skirt . Alt: Wendy Williams dancing

“Runway” by Lady Gaga and Doechii

It’s such an underrated show and Louie Anderson is absolutely genius in it

Slowly morphing into Christine Baskets as I migrate to buying everything from Costco instead of Amazon

We hebben een serieus probleem

Oooffff, long gone are the days of Kathy Griffin, Betty Who, and Blondie

In a bout of mania, I decided to strip and repaint all my kitchen cabinets. Pray for me because I’m too far in to back out now

I don’t think the human psyche is made to withstand the whiplash of a potential WWIII a few hours ago to a liberal super majority in the WI Supreme Court now