when i was a chud, i spake as a chud, i understood as a chud. but when i became a foid. i put away chuddish things

hell yeah do you have someone to do the coding part or is it also too early for that

on a scale of 1 to 100, my support for democracy and protecting everyone's right to vote is 99. but i admit it used to be 100 before reading some of your tweets

Jean McCarthy and Allison Foster Friends and family of the betrothed traveled from near and far to learn there are no Ubers in Fair Grove, MO.

Domino meme: A man tipping the first domino "3dfx Voodoo", at the end awaits a giant domino called "AI bubble"

Signal is now Ratatui-fied! 🐭

💬 siggy — A TUI Signal client

💯 Send messages, react, search & manage chats with an IRC-style interface

🦀 Written in Rust & built with @ratatui.rs

⭐ GitHub: github.com/johnsideserf...

#rustlang #ratatui #tui #signal #messaging #client #privacy #terminal

time to rate some more amounts of money

$414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from
$50: nice and neat. i love it!
$1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money
$1000: don't bullshit me
$1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought
$614.05: solid
$0: hey, wait a minute!
$18.93: bad salad

“Whether it’s our Classic Beef ’N Cheddar, our Chicken Cordon Bleu, or our famous Jamocha Shake, the menu items at Arby’s are not meant to be construed as edible substances subject to FDA regulation,” said an Arby’s spokesperson

more software needs a BEGONE button

you hate to be the one guy in the war who does the wilhelm scream when he dies

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

A web form requesting a user's ZIP or postal code. "60,654" is entered, including the comma.

web development is my passion

Everytime I learn more about software I am more surprised that the entire world is not on fire, all the time.

@ItsBCJim The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

you can't get it, but you -can- buy it!

(you wouldn't steal it)

(you probably wouldn't buy it either)

i like to arrange my mac os dock so that frequently-used, low-memory apps like notes and calculator are right next to an app called Globohension Extracticrash Agnostify Compression Engine Mk. XIX that takes 45 minutes to load, five hours to close, and can only be used outdoors

honestly I'd rather open an email telling me all my family are dead at the hands of a cartel, but,

sigh

Doctor: Look I know it's challenging but It's important to care for your wellbeing

Me: What, so now I've gotta look after myself AND Samara from The Ring??

for those who celebrate the greatest piece of sports journalism ever made

(this post brought to you by the fact that one time I saw a job posting stating that one needed expert-level proficiency with JSON)

[hour 76, minute 3, second 16 of my masterclass series] so when you're adding closing credits to your video, some of your top-tier patreon members will have very long names. see, this person's name is Garbageboy Stinkman Belongs in the Toilet. don't be afraid to add a second row here. fantastic name

compression is kind of hard but binary data is pretty easy. you have two things: a zero and a one. a yes and a no. concepts toddlers master (especially the "no" part, I am told). it's slightly more difficult than becoming an expert with JSON

Jack Thompson: Chug, can’t you tell your ethnic wife to suck the venom out of our buttocks? We’ve already established it’s not sexual. Raven: No can do. I’m fasting for a colonoscopy tomorrow. Raven: Yes, women get them too. We just don’t bitch about it because doctors are already constantly jamming things up our orifices.

effort takes effort

yall were the ones who poisoned the well, we're just making you drink it

This perfect Tudor, which is walking distance from downtown and boasts plenty of space, will go to someone who bid exactly $7.34 more than you. Reference #582374

Real Estate: Guess You Should’ve Made Your Coffee At Home