This made me so happy! Well done, sir!

He looks like if a Subway sandwich became sentient.

OMFG

There’s a Rocky pinball in the Philly Barcade, because of course there is.

It is in French, because… ?

A large gray cat sits on a partially-closed shoebox. Another cat’s face pokes out of the open corner of the box.

Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.

Blow all the birthday candles and loose eyelashes and dandelions and find all the falling stars and and write to Santa and channel Mariah and whatever else needs to happen. Let’s go, y’all.

What in the ever loving Hieronymous Bosch?

A little farther afield is Staunton, VA (pronounced Stanton) and Buena Vista (pronounced as spelled, unfortunately).

Thank you for being so human and kind. Missing that lately!

Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job. AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:

This whole section really.

“Obstruct, obstruct, obstruct.”
“I’m really fed up with Democratic leadership.”
“I don’t want to see @schumer.senate.gov sending another strongly-worded letter.“
“I want alternate hearings; profiling a person who’s dying because their Medicaid has been stripped away.”

Yes! All of this.

The most hilarious part is that these were the BEST takes they had

Seconding this. It’s roasting down there.

I think I used to work with this guy. He wore the same thing every day, smelled terrible, spit his dip juice into an empty coke bottle, and got fired for watching pr0n at the office.

Welp, there’s that decision made

You toadying, sniveling suckbutts.

WOW.

Chicken Sweet Potato Soup A deliciously easy and incredibly healthy broth-based chicken, quinoa, and sweet potato soup made in the crockpot. The perfect weeknight dinner!

This is another fave - super hearty and makes a lot! www.chelseasmessyapron.com/slow-cooker-...

Slow Cooker Barley & Chickpea Risotto When you make this Slow Cooker Barley & Chickpea Risotto, your crock pot does all the work for you! Slow cooked whole grains with chickpeas and vegetables.

This is vegetarian (vegan if you don’t use the parm). I make it with farro instead of barley, but it’s great either way foxeslovelemons.com/slow-cooker-...

Any restrictions? I have some go-tos that I really like — vegetarian and chicken, mostly

looking back everything went to shit when Schoolhouse Rock stopped airing

This judge is fucking punk rock AF.

they really thought they could stop theater kids by threatening them with negative attention

Encountered this absolutely bonkers ad today. WTF?

Not sur “unstoppable” is the adjective to use in a car ad.

Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

A hard-won victory!

Excuse me, do you live in my house?

Woohoo, colonscopy day! Go get all your medical tests done, folx — who knows what’ll be covered in the near future.

Perfect gift item for your racist aunt.