The 2025 & 2026 Mets sacrificed themselves so Zohran could win

No more apropos guy to be the final out of a dying empire than a Roman.

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

Heard a Washed Out song on a Waldorf Astoria commercial and I almost broke my own arm

The world has been run for a half-century by people who don’t mute themselves on Zoom meetings

Can we start referring to Turnstile as Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater Soundtrack Revival? Because that’s what’s keeping me alive

In DC, “how you doing with the snow and ice” has crossed the line from conversational pleasantry to genuine community solidarity

Bro they’re playing Bloc Party in Whole Foods and I’m enjoying it. I’m chopped smdh

the 6-7 phenomenon is in no way different from any other catchphrase that kids have yelled out at any point in the last hundred years, there's no daylight between that and when i was in high school, the year straight where every guy kept yelling "i'm rick james bitch"

Wait til Gen Alpha finds out about Six Sigma

My gf is rallying for two consecutive bday parties by singing along to the Shrek 2 soundtrack through brushing her teeth. She is My Light.

“Cringe if ye must” is the type of phrase that Gen Z folks would openly shit on before coopting it as their own 4 months later on TinkTonk

Hilarious that Gen Z’s defining trait is A Fear of Being Cringe because fearing cringe is extraordinarily cringe

I wonder if this has anything to do with the country with the GIGANTIC STAR OF DAVID committing genocide “on the Jews’ behalf”

#LGM

DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.

CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?

(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")

MAMDANI: Lucas Duda

(crowd going nuts)

My gf set up a bday party for me in DC to see them next week, and I’m praying for rain

*ROBBY* *STARBUCK* is a real name?!?

Burn the hammock

Living in Brooklyn 2015-18 feels like I took the last chopper out of Nam, if 1960s Nam turned into a dystopian technocratic hellscape

Nancy Pelosi, and other idiot centrist Democrats, kneeling at the Capitol building in Kente cloths

Dems were FULLY cooked after this. Trusting them at all thereafter was a fool’s errand.

Outside of straight-up asking someone their age, the best way to determine if someone’s a younger millennial vs. Gen Z is asking them who D12 is

CVS brand antacid with a pink heart on the bottle

Fontaines D.C.’s album cover for Romance with a crying pink heart

I’m gon fix your sickness like it’s calcium or bismuth @fontainesdc.bsky.social

I will never forget how the Biden-Harris Administration’s *entire* victory was getting Trump out of office, but only for 4 years by refusing to admit we were watching a genocide in real time

Attending any Zoom or Teams meeting over 30 minutes should get you a tax break

Battle of the Red States for the NBA Finals in Trump’s America? Hell yeah, brother!

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

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