The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

It begins! The next dive into @rustylake.com is coming and this package to promote #servantofthelake contains a mystery to unravel.

I love this sort of thing :) I already discovered hidden letters on this card.

you can make it pretty far in life by just not being an annoying dickhead. which is why it's strange that so many people seem to be dickheadmaxxing

a great philosopher once said

life is a roller coaster, baby, just gotta ride it.

he did not say "put a robot on it instead and have it hallucinate descriptions of roller coasters at you".

dude went on a blocking spree, is this even allowed as an official representative of this website

every day i am reminded that we are not stuck on this website with them, but they sure as hell are stuck here with us

no. in this instance the ai discourse is being kicked up cos a guy is using it to read his social media notifications.

But even if we take your framing... "the need to do research" oh you mean learning??? about things??? by experiencing them??? like...
yourself???? what are we doing here hahaha.

A thing about the heaviest users of chatbots is that they acclimate to cloying obsequiousness. Like a billionaire and their entourage of viziers, it becomes normal to them.

Any interaction that is *not* abject simpering they'll now perceive as a slap to the face, an aggressively violent outburst.

why.bsky.team is shown as “user is blocking you”

Pretty sure one of the bsky team blocked me just because I shared one of the posts mocking the website situation.

I’ve literally never interacted with em.

Have you tried listening to feedback? Its this neat thing that works...

FUNNIEST POSSIBLE REASON

it will never not be funny how they thought bsky was going to be a google campus and instead they got tumblr and they absolutely h a t e it

Tweet by Martina Navratilova. "Predator. That is how he should register. A sexual predator…" quote-tweeting a tweet by "Biology Rules OK" about Dr. Beth Upton, a trans woman

This tweet is highly defamatory and Martina Navratilova should be fired from BBC Sport for it.

It demonstrates an horrendous level of hatred for a trans woman (who was cleared of all wrongdoing in a recent tribunal) because she is a trans woman.

Neil Duncan-Jordan to Keir Starmer: "Surely prime minister, the real issue is why, when Peter Mandelsons reputation was already known, was he ever considered for such a role"

Spot on.

found this stupid drawing again from the bowsette years

And you can complain to the BBC here:

www.bbc.co.uk/contact/comp...

OMFG I had to go and check that this ACTUALLY happened.

Since when does the BBC ever do chyrons with a political party's branding, rather than their own? Not to mention this is during a pre-election campaign purdah.

(h/t @iainsol.bsky.social)

The Free Speech Coalition is serious about starting an adult industry credit union. Part of this is being able to show regulators that enough people would use it, so please fill out this form if you're interested!
(Yes, credit unions can issue credit cards!)
www.freespeechcoalition.com/survey

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

Dr David Bull on Twitter: "Less than three weeks until Britain's midterms. Vote Reform. Get Starmer Out. Reform UK teams hard at work...#TimeForReform"

Britain, like any other Westminster-style Parliamentary democracy, doesn't have "midterms" or anything close to it.

The British right are positively embarrassed to be British and so spend their days wistfully hoping for the time they can proudly claim their new status as serfs of Washington.

to be genuine for a moment, working for the onion in this era has been one of the greatest experiences of my life so far. good things will continue to come

Hundreds of antifascists took to the streets of Manchester this weekend to challenge the fascist organisation Britain First.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

“What side you standing on?”

The Strokes at Coachella 🔥

For some reason, pretty much no legacy media is reporting that the FSU shooter was specifically asking ChatGPT about hate crime penalties for racially motivated mass shootings right before killing two men of colour...

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

New Hungarian PM brutally confronts a news channel that banned him for years.