I know the Greatest Showman is PT Barnum reputation laundering, but using self-acceptance anthem "This Is Me" to sell GLP-1s is grossssss

That annoyed me too. Like...are you even trying, sir??

A product called a Biñho board. It has a red playing field, surrounded by white...bands? They look kind of like resistance bands, I think? With little pegs as players and a ball that you try to flick into the net. It's kind of like a big shallow bowl, right??

My husband wants to make a little table top soccer game and call it Futbol and I said to call it Futbowl, but I can't decide if it's clever or just Oneders.

It is the sorest!I honestly would double check with them that you got the right shot/it's not expired because literally by the time I got to the parking lot it felt like my arm was going to fall off.

My friend's expression when we were younger was "baby's gonna baby." Like...they just do their thing! We're just along for the ride. At one appointment the ultrasound was like "are you SURE that's how far along you are?" and I was like "ma'am, I know to ~24 hours how far along I am"

Calling 7:17 pm late is a stretch, even for me

With images broken, seems apt to point out that this is one reason why you should always add alt text when posting images. Accessibility isn't just for disabled people (and even if it were, that should be reason enough to do it).

Why???

A risk, it's true

Fight Club came out the weekend before I turned 18

I would buy a device that requires it to be closed to flush

I am not your doctor, but just as a record of one experience: I requested a booster through the CVS app, went in, got it, barely felt it, left, and paid nothing. OBVIOUSLY your situation (especially your insurance) will vary. But if you’re interested, it might be easy to do.

The sign of a good man, truly

a group of men are sitting around a table in a conference room . Alt: Michael Scott smacks the table and says "thank you!"

It's so gross!!

That is so frustrating!!

It's the least they can do! And then I can explain that due to the shape of refrigerators/cabinets, sometimes something will be behind something else and you actually have to move things when you look. Of course, half the time, it's in the front anyway.

Oh man, this is just so real. Sometimes I daydream about a house fire. Sometimes I make the person come with me so so I can publicly* shame them for not finding the thing in the exact place I told them it was. Sometimes I threaten to charge them $1.

*the two other people in the house can hear it

I don't mean "cancel all but one of your streaming services." I mean stop making a bunch of random junk!!

I'm a little younger than Linda so we had six channels (seven, once FOX debuted!). But I'm old enough that we still had a small B&W TV, and we had to rent a VHS player from the video store until we finally got our own VCR. I kind of miss the lack of choices.

what if, and i’m just thinking out loud, there was a new movie not based on existing IP.

Touché

Did they even need to conspire, or is that just their natural instinct??

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

A lot of people were mad, because it does kinda spoil it? But the director made it clear that this is a space buddy movie, they didn't need Rocky to be a surprise

Only as spoiler as the trailer was lol

A bunch of states allow minors to get married, usually with parental permission, but the ages vary

But also in the sense that they love secrets and self preservation

It's a HUGE problem, and they love to talk about being the gold standard for child safety or whatever, yet these stories just keep coming up.

Is the most obvious explanation that he did it himself? Yes. Can we ever fully trust that the church wasn't involved?? I say no, not 100%

Reese and Sandy B have suggested we embrace AI, so I guess America is in the market for a new sweetheart