FBI under Patel reminding me more and more of the '24 White Sox

"'Manger'? Never heard of it. Who the hell wrote this?"

What's next? "David Brooks: How to Dunk a Basketball"?

So this is what we've come to, eh? Honest question: how long will it take for us to recover?

Tutti frutti, aw Rudy
Tutti frutti, aw Rudy (Woooo)
Tutti frutti, aw Rudy
A wop bobaloo bop
A wop bam boom

Richard 2:11-13

Men should always carry a handkerchief. Shoes and belt color should match.

601+!

a man wearing headphones is standing in front of a microphone and saying `` never too much '' . ALT: a man wearing headphones is standing in front of a microphone and saying `` never too much '' .

Luther!! #rrhof

Is this her happy face? Looks exactly like her peeved face, and her surprised face, and her embarrassed face, and her . . . .

Pretty much, yeah.

Is today the day that Donald Trump became president of the United States?

Can Presbyterians sign? If so, I’m in!

JD Vance, the Typhoid Mary of world politics

Tomorrow’s NYT editorial: Why Magyar’s Victory Bodes Ill for Democrats

Maybe my favorite Miles cut ever

Now resign from Congress

Wang Dang Doodle, baby!

“Marathon”? RUFKM?? I’ve sat through department chair meetings that have lasted longer than these “negotiations.”

Anybody else get wiped out by the first shingles vaccine? Very much a Covid feeling — “death warmed over”. Blech 🤢

Hometown of one of my PhD orals committee members, Paul Gaston. A more gentlemanly person I've never met.

Disco doesn’t suck

Funny, I met my wife by chance too. What are the odds??

Do we not have a Secretary of State, or Marco too busy with his Mayor McCheese duties to be bothered? Asking as a taxpayer.

Now do voter registration

A 2028 first round pick, a 2027 third, and Joe Flacco

💯

Is Carolina really gonna hire a fired NBA coach?? Did the Belichick hire teach them nothing?? LMFAO! #cbb

The Letter

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